You still got a chick in there?

You still got a chick in there?

posted on 23 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

room-chick-out

I was just chicking.

Photo courtesy of Matthieu Blottière.
Spotted in India. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

The yellow room chickens out at 9 AM

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

The room is men’s only after 9 AM

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

This place is for the birds

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Nobody here but us checkens (czech)

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Otherwise the hens will peck you

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I always had mine out of the place before sunup.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I will send them across the far sea. (Farsi)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Or at least to the far canal.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

One chick does not a check-out make

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

At least the rooms are cheep.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Until then, you can rock out with your cock rooster out.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

After 9am we let the foxes in.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Do you want to cluck all day too?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

We hope you have a pheasant pluck!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

The message below the asterisks should be English but the owner was so drunk that it was scribbled like Sanskrit.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Chick in when the clock roosts.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Hello, room service? My incubator’s not working.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

9am – time to get the little pecker out.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 5:12 am: Incubator: A male demon that only uses his fingers.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

In order to avoid being Hen-pecked………

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Late chick-out service available for an extra buck-buck-buck.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Check-Fil-A, everyone’s favorite fast food joint, next door.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

They even used paper color-coded to match the newly hatched checks!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

So! Have I got this correct?
Night time till 0900 is for heterosexuals.

O900 Till dark is for homosexuals?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Yu No Huu & DnT 0527.

A Devil goes in to a brothel, and asks for cunnilingus. To his great surprise, he was asked in no uncertain terms to leave .

Apparently, it was against house rules, to have spirituous liquors on the premises.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete 0547 . Did you say “Poople colour coded”?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@ Pete. Si. Gratias caballero.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Check.
I mean chick.
😉

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

I wonder what the word censored by the four asterisks (just below “TIME 9.00 A.M.) is.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

(The typo in my 7:02 am message DRIVES ME CRAZY)

“Room chick out” at 9 AM is just the hotel’s way of telling you that there’s one very loud rooster per room. You wake up at 9 AM, no exceptions.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“You can chick out any time you want, but you can never leaf.”

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Yoo 725:

…and sober, too.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

This hotel has two wings.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

There’s a better place across the road.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Yoo 0841:

Thus explaining the age-old question why…

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

@Pete

Eggsactly.

Garst
4 years ago

When is room chick in?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

After 9 you’ll just have to pullet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 5:46 pm: When I do that I like to put my capon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Geo | 7:02 am: Dunno, but it’s probably something fowl.

Mineko Unabara
Mineko Unabara
4 years ago

Chickmate.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Wake Up An Get To Work !!!
We need the eggs.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

(Next trip I pick the hotel.)

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Room service? I want a succubator not an incubator. If you don’t know where to find one, try the Suck Ho Building.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

or chicken out?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

I wasn’t paying for her to stay all night ….

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