You still got a chick in there?

You still got a chick in there?

posted on 23 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

room-chick-out

I was just chicking.

Photo courtesy of Matthieu Blottière.
Spotted in India. 

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The yellow room chickens out at 9 AM

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

The room is men’s only after 9 AM

algernon
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algernon

This place is for the birds

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Nobody here but us checkens (czech)

algernon
Guest
algernon

Otherwise the hens will peck you

Marum
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Marum

I always had mine out of the place before sunup.

Marum
Guest
Marum

I will send them across the far sea. (Farsi)

Marum
Guest
Marum

Or at least to the far canal.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

One chick does not a check-out make

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

At least the rooms are cheep.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Until then, you can rock out with your cock rooster out.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

After 9am we let the foxes in.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Do you want to cluck all day too?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

We hope you have a pheasant pluck!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The message below the asterisks should be English but the owner was so drunk that it was scribbled like Sanskrit.

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

Chick in when the clock roosts.

Yu No Hoo
Guest
Yu No Hoo

Hello, room service? My incubator’s not working.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

9am – time to get the little pecker out.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Yu No Hoo | 5:12 am: Incubator: A male demon that only uses his fingers.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

In order to avoid being Hen-pecked………

Pete
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Pete

Late chick-out service available for an extra buck-buck-buck.

Pete
Guest
Pete

Check-Fil-A, everyone’s favorite fast food joint, next door.

Pete
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Pete

They even used paper color-coded to match the newly hatched checks!

Marum
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Marum

So! Have I got this correct?
Night time till 0900 is for heterosexuals.

O900 Till dark is for homosexuals?

Marum
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Marum

@Yu No Huu & DnT 0527.

A Devil goes in to a brothel, and asks for cunnilingus. To his great surprise, he was asked in no uncertain terms to leave .

Apparently, it was against house rules, to have spirituous liquors on the premises.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 0547 . Did you say “Poople colour coded”?

Marum
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Marum

@ Pete. Si. Gratias caballero.

Pete
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Pete

Check.
I mean chick.
😉

Geo
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Geo

I wonder what the word censored by the four asterisks (just below “TIME 9.00 A.M.) is.

Geo
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Geo

(The typo in my 7:02 am message DRIVES ME CRAZY)

“Room chick out” at 9 AM is just the hotel’s way of telling you that there’s one very loud rooster per room. You wake up at 9 AM, no exceptions.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“You can chick out any time you want, but you can never leaf.”

Pete
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Pete

@Yoo 725:

…and sober, too.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

This hotel has two wings.

Yu No Hoo
Guest
Yu No Hoo

There’s a better place across the road.

Pete
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Pete

@Yoo 0841:

Thus explaining the age-old question why…

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

@Pete

Eggsactly.

Garst
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When is room chick in?

Yu No Hoo
Guest
Yu No Hoo

After 9 you’ll just have to pullet.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

@Yu No Hoo | 5:46 pm: When I do that I like to put my capon.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

@Geo | 7:02 am: Dunno, but it’s probably something fowl.

Mineko Unabara
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Mineko Unabara

Chickmate.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Wake Up An Get To Work !!!
We need the eggs.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

(Next trip I pick the hotel.)

EffEff
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EffEff

Room service? I want a succubator not an incubator. If you don’t know where to find one, try the Suck Ho Building.

Peter
Guest
Peter

or chicken out?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Guest

I wasn’t paying for her to stay all night ….

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