Everybody is so skinny around here…

Everybody is so skinny around here…

posted on 25 Aug 2016 in Instructions, Signs

never-dont-sleep

Never don’t check out before 11.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Wilkens.
Found in hotel in Sagamihara, Japan. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

This hotel has the most heavy blankets in the world.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Nwver don’t blankets as sheet

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

A good ex …… is one squeezed to death in the blankets.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Blankets divide nicely into sheets

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I never don’t make sure that I do not ‘sheet’ the bed in my sleeping.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

People who want to tell me how to sleep really give me the sheets!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Can I get a good ex and bacon breakfast here?

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Judging from the image, they are talking about unbendable sheet metal. No wonder that person is so flat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Never don’t not use double negatives.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The blankets on these beds have an R 3.5 insulation rating.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The puce coloured object is a pillow case; the yellow object is a basket case.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Are there — are there — Sheets between the blankets on that distant shore?
Quoth the Raven: “Never don’t”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I know a blanket directive when I see one.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I wouldn’t dream of it.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Sleep directly in blankets, but don’t get cot.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

A good ex is one who turns a blind eye on you when she discovered you sleeping with another woman under heavy blanket

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I don’t give a sheet about your rules.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Does anyone else find it funny that they used a yellow figure in the sign?

Conventi
Conventi
5 years ago

What is it, sheed instructions for strangely formed robots ?

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Hey…I used to live in Sagamihara….!!!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Well, looks like Flat Stanley’s residence has finally been identified!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

The person in that “Ex” is either a paraplegic or has incredibly long arms!!!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

…or maybe that’s what happens after the YW van guys come to visit?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Yer gottit wrong Tojo. You’re lying under the bloody mattress.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

SHEET HEY!!!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I see. His ex has put a contract out on him. So they’ve stuck him in a cement bed, before taking him out to the 1,000 fathom line.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@BFC 0445. A competitive ex is one who joins you both, to try to prove she’s still better than any GF you can dredge up.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
5 years ago

Broken neck, no armd, thinnest legs in the world, unbendable sheet and two blankets. Damn, this picture is a stuff for horror movies. For some weird reason it reminded me of “The Skeleton Key”

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

You can always tear a hole with your needle legs in case you need to get out from being inside the sheets.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

All your sheets are belong on us

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

I thought I had figured out a way to visually depict a blanket… But I’m just drawing a blank.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Rubber ducky, you were the one, but you made sleep time so unfun!
Rubber ducky, don’t you feel awfully suffocated under these blankets too!

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Are these blankets like the sun, where you never don’t look directly at it?

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

Also, don’t never use no pillows without pillowcases. Otherwise you might dream about your “good” ex, if you have one.

Rt
Rt
5 years ago

I too, like to sleep with layers of 10 gauge sheet metal

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

That yellow guy looks like he’s three sheets to the wind.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

“It was then I realized that a world which needed instructions to sleep in a hotel bed was a world I could not live in and stay sane.”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

My good ex was really good between the sheets. My bad ex left the covers scattered all over every morning.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Our Flats are really flat.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Sheet happens

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I’ll be damned if I’ll ever don’t do it

markm
markm
5 years ago

They seem to have ironed the sheets with much too much starch.

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