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posted on 14 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

number-two-restaurant

Photo courtesy of Peter Grevstad.
Found in Toronto, Canada.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Chinese food makes me “rank” number two frequently

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Number One Restaurant on the other side, near the Yellow River.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Whats the brown stuff in the dim sims

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

So thats why its down in the bowels

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I make it a Rule to go to the Number Thirty-Four Restaurant.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
4 years ago

This place is a dump.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

They must be flushed with success.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Today’s special: Blind mullet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Mr Hankey approves this restaurant.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Toronto’s only used food shop.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Huu Yuu | 4:07 am: Tried the porn chowder? 😛

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I prefer Dumb Sums

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

The all day Dim SUM looks Negative.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That’s strange – Toronto, the most multiculturally diverse city on the planet: over 140 languages are spoken.

They,may wll be spoken, but how many are understood?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

How did they end up with that name?

Probably by process of elimination.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Someone’s baking brownies.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT 0429.. That’s only available in India, at Mt. Annaporna. I hear the food is Goddess like.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

All the bums hang out in front.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Yuu no Hoo 0442. Process of evacuation….Perhaps?

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

With the glare, I misread the sign in the window as “Chinese pood.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

You should see the Chinese fire drill here. When they evacuate, they EVACUATE!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Try our colonial breakfast special.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:46 am: I shudder to think what’s hanging out in back, then! 😯

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

No chairs here, only stools.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT. BTW Annapurna is the Divine Mother, the Goddess who blesses us with food in abundance. She is the source of all nourishment. (Quote from the Indian mythology)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It’s down.in a dungeon, where the Sun’s never viewed.
Where danger is doubled, with number two in the food.

(My appaloosas to Johnny Cash)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

All of our Dum Sums are made by dum bums.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I think this used to be a crack den.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

All food has been anal-ysed for quality.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

When they first found this building, they thought the sign said “TO LET”.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

This explains the need for opium dens.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

@Marum 4:48 am

Either way they likely had to void their first pick.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

@Droll not Troll 4:53 am

It’s Toronto, so, raccoons.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

‘All day dim sum.”
“Sum light turn on, OK?”

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

I was thinking that would be a name more appropriate for a Mexican restaurant.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Geo:

Or pretty much any establishment of less than 5-star quality in India.

Conventi
Conventi
4 years ago

Dr. Evil is satisfied.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Specialty: fresh crappie with shiitake mushrooms and dumplings.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Wow, Number Two is my number one restaurant!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Mommeee! I crapped my hands!
– Ah, dump kids …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Waiter! Where’s the toilet bowl?
– You’re sitting on it, Sir.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

@Marum 4:40 : None understood. They all speak in tongues.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
4 years ago

We’re Number 2, and so should you.

RT
RT
4 years ago

“opening soon”

yea i sure hope so. i can’t hold it in much longer.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Dim sum? Pu-pu platter was too obvious, huh?

Salome
Salome
4 years ago

Number One Bar is next door.

Salome
Salome
4 years ago

Famous for our dumplings.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

There used to be a restaurant named “No. 1 Son”.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

It took y’all that long for someone to come up with a pu-pu platter joke? I am so disappointed in you people.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@A Non Y Mouse. Us Poople?

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