We gotta quit buying from street vendors…
Photo courtesy of Joshua Kemnitz.
Is there anything Wlat cannot do Its uper
Bare the bore bears Wlat
A super bowl of something, would go down well.
Dyslxics of the world.
– Kool Ma, tis Beddy Tear!
Wlat Dneisy, famous East European animator.
They called him the Iron Curtoonist.
Wlat the Impaler and his lovely bears.
– Lawt! … Hic, Awlt … Wlat … Deisy … Sidney!
– Another bowl of teddy beer, Sir?
The curious thing is that at first sight I only noticed the missing “S” from Super. It is actually true that text remains readable when preserving the first and last letters of every word and scrambling the rest.
This knockoff bears little resemblance to the real thing.
There once was a lass named Dneis,
Whose pubic hairs were infested with fleis,
She sprayed them with rid,
But all that it did,
Was to cause an incurable dseis.
Available size: XXI
These shirts are made by some Mckiey Msoue outfit.
What about Wraner Bors? I like Buns Buggy and Daddy Fu..
Wait a minute!
Uper Bowl XXI Fnial Sore:
New Yrok Gnats: 39
Dvener Brunos: 20
When kids poop everywhere, it’s called UberBowel.
Uper is the new ride sharing app. It is staffed by Hells Angels. They take you somewhere you did not want to go, and tell you to get stuffed.
Is that a bear in your pocket or are you just Wlat to see me?
@jjhitt | 5:15 am: How was the hlaf tmie show?
I notice the super-bowl is 21. Is that inches or centipedes?
Do you notice, that when they draw animals wearing clothes, in kid’s books, they never have any pants on?
They took the S out of Super and they’re certainly taking the P… out of copyright law!
@DnT. 0527. Where did you learn to speak Sami so fluently?
@DnT sorry 0525.
Super bowl XXI, that’s 1987, that kid is a fully grown 4ft11 chinese worker now.
@Dnt Are you one of Santa’s helpers? The one who purchases the Reindeer?
@Marum | 5:39 am: I took a course once, but I didn’t Finnish.
Some sort of Furries Prides parade I’m guessing?
That is like the bloke who did a correspondence in origami.
He couldn’t get his first assignment into the envelope.
That’s what Duffy the Disney Bear wrote when he drinks too much Duff Beer.
@Dr. Lex, 4:29 AM: You that read wrong.
The Engrish and bright colors are giving me Dneisy spells. @_@
Wlat Dneisy, the famous Polish animator. Creator of Lovely Bear, featured in the Upper Bowl.
The inspiration for the character Goofy.
This and the Load Loony theme desiged by Wlater Dizzy
This has to be a transcript of one of Mel Blanc’s long-lost Wlaner Bros. cartoon character voice recordings.
Wlat Dneisy; responsible for such classics as Wnnei the Phoo, Aalddin, and Dnold Dcuk
They just misspelled Yooper. It’s from northern Michigan.
Could be that the writer/translator was drinking Lovely Beer (or is that Pooh Beer?) on the job.
Visit Dneisyland, on the Dneister, and Dneisyworld, on the Dneiper!
Wlat Dneisy presents Danold Dcuk