I swear her book has silicone

I swear her book has silicone

posted on 13 Aug 2016 in Stationery

boobmark

He’s had his nose stuck in that boob all day…

Photo courtesy of Maggie Edwards.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I got a boobmark from hugging for too long.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

So many paper clips so few pages

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Lets all sall

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I prefer the sally article. She has a good boob to look at which makes for easier reading.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

The pictures are what would be if Hello Kitty and Microsoft Clippy had babies..

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

When did Sanrio get into the AV business?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Boobmark – cleavage?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Could have used these when I took Engrish Titerature.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Otto von Boobmark? The Germans named a battleship after him.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I love a good shirt story.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

♪ ♫
… We gotta clip the Boobmark ’cause the world depends on us. ♪ ♫

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Hello kitties!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Judging from the shape of those boobmarks, I’d say the owners are really old!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Boobmarks will help you keep abreast of your reading.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

I like big books.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I ♥ Kitty Titty

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Attendance at local libraries suddenly surged for the past month.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

It’s like the first step before nipple clamps.

SF
SF
4 years ago

I(.)(.)KT

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Ride, Sall, Ride, on my mystery ship”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Wes KT I don’t mind pussies either. And they do make me verrrry happy too.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Sail? It’s the Marie Celeste.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I knew a lady who was a professional dancer. I once asked her how they kept those stars on their boobs. The answer was Double-sidd Tape. I always Imagined they used alligator clips. (ouch!)

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Use it only when the book sucks…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Boobmarks are for people with bad mammaries.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Stop your pages from getting dug-eared!

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Great for anatomy books.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

From the bootleg “Hello P**sy” franchise, I suppose.

PeeBee
PeeBee
4 years ago

Don’t slam that book closed! You’ll leave a boobmark!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Made by ‘Hello Titty’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Outside rice-flour noodle, or inside the boo*? Hmmm …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Book readers = Perverts

Auntie
Auntie
4 years ago

Who is “KT”?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Hello Kitty grew up to become Hello Pussies

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Auntie:

KT = Kitty

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

We can all join the T-party and appreciate all those T-cups, then read T-leaves, then talk about Model T’s and Model A’s.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I wanted to mark a dozen pages but the package lacked 8.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Can’t I just use a fingerprint?

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Where did all this Blood come from?
Paper cuts from paper Crips!

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