I’m 100% precious embellish.

Is that a quote from the Great Kim Jong Un?

Whoever designed that shirt didn’t planet very well.

Difficult to moon anyone wearing that.

My pressscoussssi

Shirt designed by a space cadet.

She was the chief courtesan of Kim Jong 49 (IL).

English by George Bush Jr.

I’m keeps money in pocket until mostly intelligible shirt.

BTW. The antonyms are on the other side.

@Marum | 4:17 am: She may have been LXIX, then. 😛

Live lavishly, think thoughtlessly, comment carelessly and shirt Engrishly.

All your mostly precious planet are belong to us.

No, you’re leaving.

Warning: Planet not to be taken internally; may cause asteroids.

I’ll take Earth; you seem to have Uranus covered pretty well.

Grammar rule number 1: word length is more important than word order.

Nothing is real

A collection of meaningless words

I never knew this was a remake of Jaws.

I can see a couple of Whitee Pointers there.

40% cotton
59% precious
1% embellish

If this is a sign of the Times, someone needs to call the Serif.

That’s not a shirt.
It’s a sub-mammarial vocabulary spelling memorization list.

@ Pete | 4:54 am: The second line of your caption would look better on that shirt!

I see the Engrish.

“The planet is mostly precious.”

The planet is totally precious.

@Marum | 4:20 am
I can only imagine what the back of the shirt looks like:
I’m not
go
gives
asteroid
rarely
worthless
simplify
Strangely enough, that makes MORE sense than the front.

@DnT 525:

Exaccary.
Reason I wrote it that way!

They missed the beginning and the end

So it should have begun…

a
be
……
puzzlingly
highjacking
bedazzlement

… and a new calendar is full

“I don’t care what it says, you can’t wear a white wedding dress.”

The words are not just sorted by length, each next word is one letter longer than the previous one (counting the apostrophe in “I’m”). Hence my previous caption. It also makes one wonder what the source of the words is. A Scrabble dictionary?

I
DO
SEE
WHAT
THOSE
PEOPLE
CLEARLY
INTENDED

Jewel Kilcher shouldn’t write poetry when she’s drunk. Or when she’s sober, for that matter.

It takes a shirt to remain sane