Just cooprate, dog.

Just cooprate, dog.

posted on 16 Aug 2016 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Patrick Ross.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

How do you stop a rhino from discharging? Take away its discredit card.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

A coopration is the chicken’s version of a corporation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Cooprations or coproations?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Some people can’t keep their dogs in their pants.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
4 years ago

Coop rations are better than poop rations I guess?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I call my dog Lightning; he’ll discharge into anything.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

And absolutely no doggie bags from No. 2 Restaurant!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Thank you for your excretions.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Please point that dog elsewhere, it could discharge at any time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

NOTE: Cats are out of control.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

If your dog makes a discharging sound when it excretes, you’re feeding it the wrong things.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

But if it discarges, where can I charge it again?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I the parking area, dogs should park their excretions with discretion.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Pete | 4:06 am: And no one thought of doggie bags back on that post! Oh, well, it’s still funny!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Must be a werewolf to discharge into buildings and parking lots.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Thank you for your scooprations.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If we catch your dog discharging in the area we may perform a little opration on it.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Well I showed him the sign, but he did it anyway.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Give ‘im a break, he’s just a poopy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Cooprations are chicken feed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If the manager thinks he’s got problems, he should read this.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

You say dogs are discharging? What a load of dogshot!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Our Security Manager adds:
Please to select your counter-jihadi weapon of choice.

RPG: Rocket-Propelled Grenade
EDD: Explosively Discharging Dog

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@DnT:

Izzat kinda like buckshot?

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

One needs to look after the sh*t of the dogs

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

excretions or secretions

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

The pooprietor have to clean it, it’s your doody.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Doody calls!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Just call Santation.
They handle it all – the sacred and the profane

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Ironically, the managers mane is Noe Klen Pu.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Reckless discharge of a dog within city limits.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

We allow dogs but not scats.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Now that’s a whole new scenario for
“Scattered, splattered, smothered & covered!”

(Apologies to the Non-Southeastern US audience. Only folks with Waffle House in their region are likely to get this reference.)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Thus sayeth; The Cooprate Mangler.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Dogs are poople too, you know.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Pete: During World War Two, the USSR did have a program where they had dogs with explosives strapped on them with the idea that they would run under enemy tanks and blow them up. The program was a total failure because the dogs ran under Soviet tanks instead, so they abandoned the idea.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Tom:

Smarter than the average bear…I mean dog, eh?

Actually those mutts were likely to be safer hiding under a Tiger than under a T-34!

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
4 years ago

Please keep your electric-types on a leash at all times

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

My dog is building-trained.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Or press ‘Ctrl+Alt+Dog’

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

They seem to object to dog poops at first glance, but soon reveal themselves to be coopraphiles.

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Does that mean if your dog craps inside, the building owner needs to clean up?

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

THREE… TWO… ONE… DISCHARGE!!! (Poor proprietor.)

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Dogs don’t cooprate, they pooprate.

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