Just cooprate, dog.

Just cooprate, dog.

posted on 16 Aug 2016 in Signs

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

How do you stop a rhino from discharging? Take away its discredit card.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

A coopration is the chicken’s version of a corporation.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Cooprations or coproations?

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Some people can’t keep their dogs in their pants.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Coop rations are better than poop rations I guess?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I call my dog Lightning; he’ll discharge into anything.

Pete
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Pete

And absolutely no doggie bags from No. 2 Restaurant!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Thank you for your excretions.

DrLex
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DrLex

Please point that dog elsewhere, it could discharge at any time.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: Cats are out of control.

DrLex
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DrLex

If your dog makes a discharging sound when it excretes, you’re feeding it the wrong things.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

But if it discarges, where can I charge it again?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I the parking area, dogs should park their excretions with discretion.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete | 4:06 am: And no one thought of doggie bags back on that post! Oh, well, it’s still funny!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Must be a werewolf to discharge into buildings and parking lots.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Thank you for your scooprations.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If we catch your dog discharging in the area we may perform a little opration on it.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Well I showed him the sign, but he did it anyway.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Give ‘im a break, he’s just a poopy.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Cooprations are chicken feed.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If the manager thinks he’s got problems, he should read this.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You say dogs are discharging? What a load of dogshot!

Pete
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Pete

Our Security Manager adds:
Please to select your counter-jihadi weapon of choice.

RPG: Rocket-Propelled Grenade
EDD: Explosively Discharging Dog

Pete
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Pete

@DnT:

Izzat kinda like buckshot?

algernon
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algernon

One needs to look after the sh*t of the dogs

algernon
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algernon

excretions or secretions

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

The pooprietor have to clean it, it’s your doody.

Pete
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Pete

Doody calls!

Pete
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Pete

Just call Santation.
They handle it all – the sacred and the profane

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Ironically, the managers mane is Noe Klen Pu.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Reckless discharge of a dog within city limits.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

We allow dogs but not scats.

Pete
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Pete

Now that’s a whole new scenario for
“Scattered, splattered, smothered & covered!”

(Apologies to the Non-Southeastern US audience. Only folks with Waffle House in their region are likely to get this reference.)

Marum
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Marum

Thus sayeth; The Cooprate Mangler.

Marum
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Marum

Dogs are poople too, you know.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Pete: During World War Two, the USSR did have a program where they had dogs with explosives strapped on them with the idea that they would run under enemy tanks and blow them up. The program was a total failure because the dogs ran under Soviet tanks instead, so they abandoned the idea.

Pete
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Pete

@Tom:

Smarter than the average bear…I mean dog, eh?

Actually those mutts were likely to be safer hiding under a Tiger than under a T-34!

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

Please keep your electric-types on a leash at all times

EffEff
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EffEff

My dog is building-trained.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Or press ‘Ctrl+Alt+Dog’

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

They seem to object to dog poops at first glance, but soon reveal themselves to be coopraphiles.

The Dude
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The Dude

Does that mean if your dog craps inside, the building owner needs to clean up?

Geo
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Geo

THREE… TWO… ONE… DISCHARGE!!! (Poor proprietor.)

Peter
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Peter

Dogs don’t cooprate, they pooprate.

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