Photo courtesy of Patrick Ross.
How do you stop a rhino from discharging? Take away its discredit card.
A coopration is the chicken’s version of a corporation.
Cooprations or coproations?
Some people can’t keep their dogs in their pants.
Coop rations are better than poop rations I guess?
I call my dog Lightning; he’ll discharge into anything.
And absolutely no doggie bags from No. 2 Restaurant!
Thank you for your excretions.
Please point that dog elsewhere, it could discharge at any time.
NOTE: Cats are out of control.
If your dog makes a discharging sound when it excretes, you’re feeding it the wrong things.
But if it discarges, where can I charge it again?
I the parking area, dogs should park their excretions with discretion.
@Pete | 4:06 am: And no one thought of doggie bags back on that post! Oh, well, it’s still funny!
Must be a werewolf to discharge into buildings and parking lots.
Thank you for your scooprations.
If we catch your dog discharging in the area we may perform a little opration on it.
Well I showed him the sign, but he did it anyway.
Give ‘im a break, he’s just a poopy.
Cooprations are chicken feed.
If the manager thinks he’s got problems, he should read this.
You say dogs are discharging? What a load of dogshot!
Our Security Manager adds:
Please to select your counter-jihadi weapon of choice.
RPG: Rocket-Propelled Grenade
EDD: Explosively Discharging Dog
Izzat kinda like buckshot?
One needs to look after the sh*t of the dogs
excretions or secretions
The pooprietor have to clean it, it’s your doody.
Just call Santation.
They handle it all – the sacred and the profane
Ironically, the managers mane is Noe Klen Pu.
Reckless discharge of a dog within city limits.
We allow dogs but not scats.
Now that’s a whole new scenario for
“Scattered, splattered, smothered & covered!”
(Apologies to the Non-Southeastern US audience. Only folks with Waffle House in their region are likely to get this reference.)
Thus sayeth; The Cooprate Mangler.
Dogs are poople too, you know.
@Pete: During World War Two, the USSR did have a program where they had dogs with explosives strapped on them with the idea that they would run under enemy tanks and blow them up. The program was a total failure because the dogs ran under Soviet tanks instead, so they abandoned the idea.
Smarter than the average bear…I mean dog, eh?
Actually those mutts were likely to be safer hiding under a Tiger than under a T-34!
Please keep your electric-types on a leash at all times
My dog is building-trained.
Or press ‘Ctrl+Alt+Dog’
They seem to object to dog poops at first glance, but soon reveal themselves to be coopraphiles.
Does that mean if your dog craps inside, the building owner needs to clean up?
THREE… TWO… ONE… DISCHARGE!!! (Poor proprietor.)
Dogs don’t cooprate, they pooprate.