Mmm a frame roast…

Mmm a frame roast…

posted on 8 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

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Eat, No.

Photo courtesy of Stephen Michael Fein.
Found in Phuket, Thailand. 

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Marum
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Marum

The pig’s alibi was cooked, because he was framed

algernon
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algernon

Careful where uncle puts it

algernon
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algernon

Auntie does it differently

Marum
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Marum

Roast pork rolls.

Not really;

Roast pork rocks.

DrLex
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DrLex

At least it’s not a Rick roll.

Marum
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Marum

Especially with s/loads of crackling.

Marum
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Marum

Squeal like a pig.
Honk like a goose.
If you don’t do your Kegels.
It’ll end up big and loose.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Pig frame uncle, now he’s in the pen.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you cook Yes, I’ll take a serving of Rick Wakeman.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Why would a pig frame uncle? Did uncle try to Phuket?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Uncle isn’t fat, he’s just pig boned.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Must have been a bank job.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Maybe it’s a pigture frame.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Are they The Man from U.N.C.L.E. ?

Marum
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Marum

Is it Halal?

Marum
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Marum

For the Tokpisin speakers: It is election time in PNG. In typical manner, the local member Hami Wari) flies in his supporters village, a couple of pallet loads of food, and beer, and coke a cola. The food is usually a couple of pigs, some meat in general, and loads of sausages. PNG perfected the sausage-sizzle. So when proceedings are underway, his campaign manager decides to give the supporters a rev up. Cmpn Mgr: Husait kaikaim pik bilong Hami Wari? Villagers: MIPELA! CM: Husait dringim bia bilong Hami Wari? Vs: MIPELA! CM: Husait dringim Coke bilong Hami Wari? Vs: MIPELA!… Read more »

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@ Marum | 5:17 am: I don’t speak that language, but I believe I get the joke. 😀

Pete
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Pete

That’s all talk-pissin’ to me!

Pete
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Pete

@BFC:

No, it’s the Pig from U.N.C.L.E.

Pete
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Pete

Finally…Uncle’s real-deal Bubble & Squeal…

Pete
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Pete

OK, so he’s a pig’s uncle.
At least he’s not a monkey’s uncle.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If uncle isn’t guilty, he can’t even turn steak’s evidence.

Marum
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Marum

@Dnt 0517. Quick translate.

Who is eating Hami Wari’s pigs?
WE ARE!

Who is drinking Hami Wari’s beer?
WE ARE!

Who is drinking Hami Wari’s Coke?
WE ARE!

Who is eating Hami Wari’s sausage(s) (In tokpisin “sosis” can be plural or singular)
YOU ARE!

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 0555. Tokpisin (Pidgin English is maddeningly not quite understandable for English speakers. The language is a mixture of German, English, Talai, and Malayan languages. It is also pronounced phonetically. ie. car = ka; tumas = too much. Liguistically it is a Creole. Thus. Niupela ka, pris bilong em i antap tumas = (lit) A new car, price belonging him is high too much. – A new car is too dear. Or one would say to a lady. Yu meri mi laikim yu tumas.= (lit) You woman, I like you too much. Hey girl, I like you a lot. Traditionally… Read more »

Classic Steve
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That’s one way to make us not feel guilty about eating meat: tell us what heinous offense the animal committed.

Filboid
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Filboid

Long pig? Uncle Joe? Nooooooo!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Chop Sooooo-eeeeeee!

Geo
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Geo

You’re telling me that this restaurant ACTUALLY serves Yes? Well then… I’ll be a pig frame’s uncle! (Late again: when will I learn?)

Pete
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Pete

Maj. Burns:

Thread winner!!!
(IMHO)

Saved the best fer last.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Either you cook Yes or you cook No. Cook “guess so” you get frame like pig.

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