My husband THINKS he gonna drive…

My husband THINKS he gonna drive…

posted on 24 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Transportation

domestic-dispute

Give me the keys. GIVE me the KEYS!

Photo courtesy of Xie Derrick.
Found on highway in China. 

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

As famous as Divorce

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

The first domestic dispute was Adam arguing with Eve about what leaf to wear.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Kissing and making out is just as famous

coffeebot
coffeebot
4 years ago

I told you turn left!

You never listen to me…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Incoming Collision, Domestic Dispute expected.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

She says toilet seat DOWN!
He says toilet seat UP!
Try leaving it halfway, see how that works out.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Don’t settle for second-rate domestic disputes. We offer the best quality, guaranteed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Early version of the Weyland Yutani logo.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If the world famous brand is Apple that would go along with the first domestic dispute being between Adam and Eve.

PeeBee
PeeBee
4 years ago

A domestic dispute in 30 minutes or less or else it’s free!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Ike and Tina’s Taxi service.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

We help you drive one another up the Wall.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Call us if you’re braking up.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT 04154. I have it on good authority from the sports medicine people, that it takes much les energy to lower the seat than to raise it.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Sadly, many disputes are caused by van aerial disease.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Well, FINALLY!
What the whole world’s been waiting for:

The Intervention-Mobile!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum 518:

Yeah, gravity serves us well.

So does friction!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Driver to co-worker riding shotgun:

“Dude…the freakin’ WHITE HOUSE is calling for our help!”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Yu No Hoo 0556.

Before “no fault” divorces, a woman was suing for divorce, on the grounds of her husband’s adultery.
The Judge wanted some point cleared up, addressed her directly.

Jud: “How do actually you know he was committing adultery?”

Wom: “When he came home with the Venetian Disease.”

Jud iincreduously: “The VENETIAN disease!???”

Lawyer: “The Gondolier your honour.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A famous brand of domestic violence?
WTF does the Chinese really say?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Probably too late anyhow. Looks like a hearse.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Y W – Yeti Women.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete 0641… Yes. One uses the van to run over the bastard. 😀

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

What does the “YW” in the logo stand for? “Yelling Women?”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BFC 0917. Is that why he is the ABOMINABLE snowman?

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

@Geo | 9:21 am @Big Fat Cat | 9:17 am
Got ninja’d… spent too much time writing my comment… sorry.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Or maybe it is Him a layan down the law.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum 914: Advance apologies if ya don’t see this ’til your tomorrow, mate, but I can offer a good guess about what the Chinese actually says. My Chinese isn’t anywhere near as good as my Japanese but here goes: “Most competitive in the country, world’s (something) brand”. There’s a character I simply can’t seem to find that I’m not familiar with. I’ve looked up & down online and can’t find it. So, this is about as close a translation as I can come up with. The character they mistakenly translated as “dispute” is often used in words (in both Chinese… Read more »

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

@Marum 9:10

Judge must’ve thought she was talking claptrap.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

@Geo 9:21 YW = Young Woman (that husband shouldn’t be looking at while driving with his wife)

Rt
Rt
4 years ago

Because when i want my wife to act like a b**** towards me, i don’t settle for anything less

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“Okay, next time YOU pick the deliery service!”

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