Please accept my warm prompt.

Please accept my warm prompt.

posted on 4 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

creating-a-clean

Hey, we’re trying to creating a pretty!

Photo courtesy of T.S.
Spotted in China. 

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Lets build a panel

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I get warm prompt if I don’t go to the restroom. Then I end up creating a dirty, and need a piece of paper.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Lets polite

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

When she picked it up in a short skirt, she created an election.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Picked up a piece of paper.
Saw that it was a useless lottery ticket.
Dropped piece of paper.
Creating neither a clean or a dirty.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Toppled over a garbage can, created many dirties

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

I’d say this prompt is only lukewarm.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Now the only thing spoiling the view is this sign.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Babies create a dirty, diaper change create a clean baby

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Ate a bad chow-mein. Created sloshy boots.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

I get cold prompt when I try to pick up a girl

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Sign on bushwalking area IN Oz:

IF YOU CARRY IT IN CARRY IT OUT + 1

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Flory the baby fly:

“I like sh*t. Sh*t is squishy”.

(If you don’t have kids and haven’g seen the sequel to “Finding Nemo” you won’t get this.)

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Now here’s an Engrish “unexplainable”:

The stall door has just Chinese and Engrish on it.

All except for the small lettering at the bottom of the stall door where it says “Thank you very much” in JAPANESE.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Never mind that there’s no other Japanese on the door.
Or that it’s not always the case a Nipponese can figure out the meaning of the Chinese just looking at the characters. Or vice versa.

Example: 手紙

In Japanese 手紙 means “A letter” (that you send via postal mail)
In Chinese 手紙 means “Toilet Paper”.

; – )

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Pete sticks foot in mouth again.
The very first line has Japanese which says “Caution!”
My bad.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Warm Prompt to government of PRC:

How ’bout you folks create a clean and actuall pay somebody to actually clean the FLOORS in your public restrooms whenever your drunken bumpkins decide to whizz or dump all over the floor?

Or re-educating them that this purpose is what the TOILET in the STALL was actually designed for????

(If you’ve been to Chinese public restrooms, you’ll likely agree w/me…)

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Picked up a prostitute, created a burning (sensation).

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Don’t say we didn’t warm you.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

@Pete: I guess the Japanese don’t need to be told how to create a clean.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@DrLex 454:

You are correct, sir!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Ignorant creationists! Clean evolves!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Happiness is a warm prompt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I hope the “warm prompt” is not that pointy yellow thing!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Picked up a piece of paper. Noticed it was a $20 bill. Creating a round of drinks!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@ Pete | 4:33 am : Re 手紙. I’m sure we’ve all received stuff in the mail where both meanings could apply! 😉

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

As it looks like bush behind the door, I imagine the warm prompt is when you accidentally rub your ring with a handful of nettles. :aghast:

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:28 am: The +1 on the sign is a nice touch, but I’d say anyone dumb enough to litter the countryside is too dumb to get the meaning.
Worst case of littering I ever saw in a national park was when some idiot had brought their crossbow in for some target practice and left behind a heap of used plastic targets!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@ Marum | 6:23 am : It must take true dedication to even get a handful of nettles that far!! 😯

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:05 am: Aroused the local members, did she?

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Think I’d better make a clean getaway from this place.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Please aim carefully; don’t spread your warm prompt all over the place.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
4 years ago

Here is a warm prompt:
Picked up a piece of paper
Creating a clean!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Well, rooty toot toot for you!

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Too smokers pick up your ass! Making no butt clean!

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

@12.30 pm Smorkers!! Damn autocorrec or React!

Tom P.
Tom P.
4 years ago

warm:\\

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

And Mr. Clean was born, by spontaneous generation.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Ah who created a dirty warm prompt.. to change their undies?!?!!

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Ugh . . . warm prompt not wanted here.
Please change it into a cool prompt . . . PROMPTLY !

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