Poor Brian…

Poor Brian…

posted on 9 Aug 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Containers

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Well, that’s the life of Brian….

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

“He’s not the Messiah. He’s just a very naughty boy.” Brian’s mother.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Soylent Green is cheap; less than 10 cents per pound depending on how fat Brian was.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

So that’s what happened after the movie…..

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

El Zahara stood on a weighing machine, and furtively looked around,
A counterfeit penny he slipped in the slot,
And silently stole aweigh.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

A naughty boy from Nazareth

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Al Zahara is the sequel to DUNE..

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I like awful

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Zombies like to know whose brains they’re eating.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Packaged by Monty Python PLC.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I bet that smarts.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

“Brian, Brian, Brian. Always Brian! What is Brian?” — worst Star Trek episode ever.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

He always did have a head for marketing.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Get well soon.

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

“Hey Brain Can you pick up some brians when you’re passing Al Zahara’s”

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Abby Normal?
No, Doctor. Brian.
B-R-I-A-N.

Oh, good evening Frau Blucher!
(Whinny)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A prostitute was having oral-sex with Brian, when she sucked out two thirds of his brain.

GOD that was good Brian said. If I had half a brain, I’d get you to do that again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Brian sells.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Found in the Zahara Dezert.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

My Brian hurts!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I. zand, zand, zand, and more zand.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

He’s not the messiah, he’s just messier.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Brian, you look offal!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete 0444. At last the would not waste tine, frautnizing with the horzes.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

frautenizing

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It’z life captain, but it snot az we know it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Brian has gone to meat his maker.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

“Excuse me butcher, do you have sheep’s brains?”

I’I must have. I’ve spnt 30 years In this f—-n trade!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Poor Brian…

He’s only got 13.50 to his name.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT 0455. You should us a spacer, to stop him going in too far. 👿

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Pete | 4:44 am: Young Frankenbrian!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I suppose they sell kid knees, too.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

And you thought an ice-cold Slurpee was a Brain-Freeze?
Come to Al-Zahara with me. Have I got a Brain-Freeze for you….

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

The next episode of “Family Guy”.

Brian
Brian
4 years ago

Welp, I just found my new profile pic.

PeeBee
PeeBee
4 years ago

Enough of these head games.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

A Song from the film “The Life of Brain” found on the cutting room floor: ♪ ♫ I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin’ ’bout half brain dead I just need to find some place, where I can lay what’s left of my head, “Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a brain?” He just grinned and shook my hand, “no” was all he ‘splained. Take a load off, Brainy, Take a load for free. Take a load off, Brainy, And, (and) (and) you put the load right on me. (You put the load right on me.)… Read more »

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Some surgeons were about to perform the world’s first brain transplant. “It’s going to be costly for the patient’s family” one of them said. “We only have two human brains available that came from two adults, one male and one female. The male brain will cost $10,000 while the female brain will cost $3,000.” There was an awkward silence save for some snickering from a few of the male surgeons. Finally one got up the nerve to ask the first surgeon, “Why is the man’s brain worth so much more money?” The first surgeon replied, “Because it’s never been used.”… Read more »

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 5:15 am
13.50 is the price the hitman charges… don’t ask why the person who hired him requested the brain. (Could be a Johnny Mnemonic scenario, I don’t know…)

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Correcting my earlier post, editing the lyric:

♪ ♫
Take a load off, Brainy,
Take a load for free.
Take a load off, Brainy,
And, (and) (and) you put your brain right in me.
(You put your brain right in me.)
♪ ♫

Should’a thought of that earlier…my bad.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Hey, if you’re gonna be an organ donor…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Prepared by our best Brian Specialists

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Butchering is not Brian Surgery.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Brian was Al’s pseudonym.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

Final freeze frame from The Death of Brian.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Darn it, I was looking for a pound of Cedric!

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