This sentence is refreshing efficiency.

This sentence is refreshing efficiency.

posted on 22 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks

litchi-black-tea

I prefer my tea less moist.

Photo courtesy of Woody Lee.
Tea from China.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Fragrant to the nostril tea let it slip

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Fragrant is always the quintessence

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

After reading this, my brain needs pumping dry. Not waking up.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Assails the nostrils eh?
Finest No. 2 tea!

(Maybe it’s Durian tea not Litchi)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It will also cure, coughs and colds, and hairy holse, and pimples on the dickie. 😀

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

I’m not interested in nostril fruit, thank you.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Incomprehensible instructions cause Hydroencephalitus.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

I gave that Litchi some tea, litchies love tea.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Which really, is only water under the cerebellum.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Litchi black tea is grown in Liechtenstein. Rarer than gold.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I, Thomas Lipton, deplore this description.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

It;s been awhile since I had my quintessence modulated.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Did you hear of the Indian Chief who used to drink 200 cups of tea a day?

He did in his own teepee.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

EDIT Died

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Waiter, there’s soup in my tea.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Did we mention it’s fragrant?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

When the red light is on, there is soup. When the red light is off, NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

“Thin to sip?”

If your tea is thick, you have probably used something else than water to make it.

Like a mate of mine. His little daughter was bringing him cups of pretend tea, with her toy tea-set, which he was duly drinking.

Then the thought crossed his mind….Hang on she is too short to reach the taps.

Well. Actually. She was! 😳

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

What a complicated way of saying: “this tea stinks”.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

TEA;
I drink it when I am happy, I sip it when I am sad, I have a pick-me-up cup when I am tired, I have a refreshing cup when it is too hot, I have a warming cup when it is too cold, I have a celebratory cup when I have won, I have a consoling cup when I have lost, I enjoy a cup before and after a meal, I share an intimate cup with my lady after lovemaking.

Other than that, Tea! I never touch it.

(Plagiarised from the Baroness Rothchild’s remarks about Champagne)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Why would I want tea bad smell to assail my nostrils?? 😯

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

This Engrish has been brought to you in Suo form.
Otherwise known as “Mandarin Octameter”.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

I need to get this tea.
‘Coz if it wakes up my brain with refreshing efficiency, it’s guaranteed to do a better job than the huge cuppa joe I just drank ‘coz i’m STILL half-asleep.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Me Tarzan, king of jungle. Tarzan strong, like smell of bad tea.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Crisis averted; litchi black tea has learned to cooperate with litchi quintessence.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Drink tea to restore maximum mental efficiency.
Read its description to disable it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

TEA -> Total Efficiency Appearance

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Fragrant fragrance?!
Impossible.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Instructions:

1. Cooperate with litchi
2. Modulate with black tea
3. Enter the mouth
4. Clear up stomach
5. Wake up Brian

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

I’ll take the soda pop instead.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
4 years ago

The color and luster is dark and moist. Dark, I understand. But neither moist color nor moist luster makes sense.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

By the end I was half-expecting bongos and an insurance pitch.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

This is a kind of a weird coincidence but this morning at work my mother accidentally knocked over a big cup full of green tea and spilled it all over the place and onto herself. She told me all about it when we went out for lunch, and said if she smelled like tea that was the reason, but she smelled okay to me. 🙂

Myself
4 years ago

I love tea with a bad smell strong!

Rt
Rt
4 years ago

“Hey lee, make sure when you’re typing up the product description for our tea product, that you use as many descriptive sentences as possible. It’ll make us sound smart and scientific; americans always buy from people who sound smart and scientific.”

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Know any Quintessence Modulation radio stations?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Assail? I do not think it means what you think it means.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

After reading all that, I’m not exactly itchy for litchi!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT Assail is on aboat. (Correct?)

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Dark and moist will make you lichti below the waist.

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