We crapped so long for him…

We crapped so long for him…

posted on 17 Aug 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Media

crap-your-hands-everybody

I was on edge of my seat crapping!

Photo courtesy of J.W.
Singing variety show from Korea.

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

He looks like he has taken a good crap lately.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

*controlled excretion*

My dogs are in control.

Marum
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Marum

If it like most pop music, the lyrics were already crap.

DrLex
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DrLex

I’m sorry but this music sounds like sh*t.

algernon
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algernon

Just be careful what you put in your mouth

DrLex
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DrLex

Discharge on my command!

algernon
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algernon

Wel I’m happy happy happy

Pete
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Pete

Introducing new Olympic sport, inspired by K-Pop:
Synchronized Crapping

Running Comment
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@ Marum 4.03: I guess it’s poop music, then ?

Pete
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Pete

Entertainment at No. 2 Restaurant.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Band’s name is ‘Excretions Control’ and their most popular song is ‘Coop Rations’

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Everyone’s Number Two band

PeeBee
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PeeBee

I’ve never been into K-Poop.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Crapping coopration

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Their promo T-shirt is extremely popular here on Engrish website

Marum
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Marum

eg. We all live in a yellow submarine – repeat ad nauseam, and ad infinitum.
However, the music was great. I have heard “das lied” performed with a full orchestra, and it stood up well. Whoever wrote the music was V/good. But I would gleefully strangle the lyricist.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

This al”bum” has rated itself.

Marum
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Marum

They are not in Korea, thy are suffering from a Chorea.

Pete
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Pete

@Marum:

Evenin’, mate.
Wrote you a true story ’bout Dinky-Di Aussie vs. ‘Murican English in comments section in 7/15 post.

I think you’ll get a grin out of it.

Just to let ya know.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

It’s difficult for crabs to crap their claws.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’m all clapped out.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete. Read it. The US and Oz are two countries separated by a common language.

eg. An Aust. Tennis Pro gets a job in the southern states of America. When he arrives his employer says. “We are having a comp. this afternoon, would you like to officiate.
Aussie. ‘Why not. OK.’

So ten minutes before the game starts, he announces. ‘ Ladies and Gentlemen! You have ten minutes for knocking up.” (Warming up in our parlance)

Marum
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Marum

@Pete

Strine!

A young bloke trying to be both poetic and romantic, says to his lady: “Your lips are like the pharaohs pedals.”

I will leave you to ponder on that one. If you need an ubersetzen, just ask. 😀

Marum
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Marum

@Huu Yuu 0414. Benny hill: “Roy Orbison’s musical bum.”

(Roy Orbison’s music album)

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I really don’t want to be there when the sh!t hits the fans.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT übersetzung.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

He’s singing a number from his turd album.

Pete
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Pete

@Marum:

“Warming up…hehehe….”

Thx!

Pete
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Pete

@Marum:

OK, Attempted translation:

“Your lips are like (the) fair rose petals”?

Pete
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Pete

@Marum:

How ’bout that beloved song by U2: “Wither With Air Chew”?
; – )

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Pop fans can be so fecal in their loyalties.

Pete
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Pete

This post serves as inspiration for the occasionally heard phrase:
“We’re in DEEP KIM CHI…”

Marum
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Marum

@Pete. There was a similar song by Affbeck Lauder. “With or without you”

Hint: Say “Afferbeck Lauder” very quickly, And run the words together.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

He must be singing scat.

Pete
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Pete

@Marum:

Yeah I actually knew about that one:
Alphabetical Order

Marum
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Marum

@Pete you got it correct. Most Aussies don’t get “strine”. I can hear the Aust. accent, and adopt it at will, or not. Most Aussies can’t hear it at all.

Perhaps my skills in other languages has altered my perceptions somewhat. 😆

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Here I sit broken hearted,
Paid admission and only farted.

Marum
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Marum

It must be that. Despite the fact that I am 5th generation Aust. (Dad’side) and thousands of years (Mum’s side) I am often asked if I am Australian. Oi mus speak diffrunt.

Marum
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Marum

I will conclude with Mark Anthony’s Aust. oration:

Friens Romans cuntarymin,
Lenmi ya rears.

Marum
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Marum

To sorta get back on topic. sic (crap – rears)

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Now sing along!

♩♬♪♫ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪♫♬♩

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Throw your crap in the air,
poop poop like you just don’t care!”

Pete
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Pete

@Marum: Yer mum’s Aboriginal?

@Yu No Hoo:

I once saw scrawled
on a bathroom stall:

“Here I sit, a$$ a flexin’
Giving birth to another Texan”.

I assumed the author must have been from Oklahoma, Louisiana, New Mexico, Colorado, or California.

Apologies to all Texans out there.
Personally, I happen to LIKE Texas…

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

You’re only a success if you have a song on the sharts.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

@Pete

I like Texas — it’s the home of Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

His fans all tell him “Man ure the greatest!

Pete
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Pete

@Yu No Hoo:

It’s also the home of Pappadeaux Seafood Kitchen.
Man, I wish they had one o’ them here where I live…

Best dang Etoufee anywhere.

Lora
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Lora

Aw, who gives a clap anyways?

Salome
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Salome

Shouldn’t that be ‘Crap your pants?’

Rt
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Rt

I’ll take anal bum covers for 500, alex

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