You’re on MY happy time, now.

You’re on MY happy time, now.

posted on 15 Aug 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

digital-frame-instructionsThis is why important instructions.

Photo courtesy of Roger Steed.
Digital picture frame instructions from China.

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Don’t need a computer to view porn? Happy time indeed! I want this device!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Don’t understand Direction for Use? The remote control key explains it to you.

algernon
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algernon

Must be a new Olympic sport pront hurdling

algernon
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algernon

Twinkling fascination

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

algernon: perhaps it is ‘pr0nt” 😀

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Display your bits at happy time.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This is my Number One device.
Number Two is that restaurant.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This explains everything

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The rest is crystal clear, but I can’t figure out (6), (11) and (15) somehow.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

It also supports S &M format

Peter
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Peter

Nobody reads the instructions anyway…why spend good money on a translator?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The time switch machine will send you back to the years when you had a fascinating appearance.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Supporting everything, including your hernia.

Marum
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Marum

So. This device will give me better and longer lasting elections?

Marum
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Marum

If it uses up even one microsecond of my “happy time”, I will shove its rotten electronic guts in the blender.

Marum
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Marum

It has many megabytes. My lady thought megabytes were, millions of tiny bites. 😉

Marum
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Marum

FYI. I did my best to prove her correct. 😀

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’m glad we don’t need a hurdle. It’s really annoying when the picture keeps jumping.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Need not to hurdle to sprint.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Time-Switch Machine — the past, the future, happy-time, all in a twinkling.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Caption is made at any time!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hey, remote control key – how do magnets work?

Pete
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Pete

Which one is the button for the female orgasmatron?

Classic Steve
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I love how the time travel feature is mentioned as an afterthought.

Pete
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Pete

This makes me re-appear in fascinating appearance?
Well…that certainly WOULD make for more Happy Time!

Pete
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Pete

Settle a space in a twinkling….hmm.
So…would that be closer to homesteading or just plain “squatting” on someone else’s property?

Pete
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Pete

Looks like we finally found The Wayback Machine.
And fortunately neither Mr. Peabody nor Sherman are anywhere in sight!

Pete
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Pete

The last time I hurdled over ANYTHING to fetch a print-out was at least 25 years ago!

Marum
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Marum

This will make your handsome prints a reality.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ Let’s do the Time-Switch again… ♫

EffEff
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EffEff

How did Time Lord technology get into a Chinese product?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

@EffEff 12:52pm When Dr Who becomes Dr Hu.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In space, no one can hear you t(w)inkling.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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@ Marum 4:56 am: A shorter-lasting election would be better, considering the current candidates.

Pete
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Pete

Hey Genius,

Marum’s an Aussie.
I doubt he gives a rat’s a$$ about our candidates.
But I’d wager he totally supports the idea of longer-lasting elections!
😉

Marum
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Marum

BTW Actually; Sounds like “elections”.

Marum
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Marum

Guys. From this distance, it would be presumptuous in the extreme, for me to recommend a candidate. Unlike our interfering, self righteous, sanctimonious, nongs, we call our press. Until we fix our own system, who are we to advise, carp, criticize, or cast nasturtiums. 😀

Marum
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Marum

Although US politics sounds like fun.

Marum
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Marum

Our political system, is like, standing under a freezing cold shower, tearing up $100,000.00 notes, while being beaten around the nuts with an electrified Squash-racket.

Pete
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Pete

Now THAT sounds like fun!

Appreciation for you not commenting.
I would never presume to say anything about another country’s politics.
As for me…all I can think is “Are these two the best we can come up with?”

I think the political system here is irreparably broken.
But that’s enuf downer talk for this happy website.

Pete
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Pete

@Marum: Gotta true story for ya, mate. Spring 1991, Hon-Atsugi Station, Odakyu Line, Kanagawa, Japan. At night and weekends I used to teach English on top of my day-job when I was living & working in Japan. One of my fellow teachers was an affable bloke from the Melbourne area. One night after our classes had wrapped up, we were at the station waiting for our respective trains home. So we shot the breeze to pass the time. He tried to teach me the differences between “ocker” and “strine” but it never quite sunk. I still can’t tell the diff.… Read more »

EffEff
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EffEff

If your election lasts more than 8 hours, see your doctor. (and I don’t mean Who this time)

Burn
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Burn

Supporting hot (butt) plug for happy times

Geo
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Geo

Hopefully, when the remote control key explains, the explanation will be slightly more clear (and in English!)

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