Appy foppery together

Appy foppery together

posted on 30 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

all-very-appy

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Edrosolan.
Found on a toy doll box imported from China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Viagra might help

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I guess they keep it all in the family

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

WhatsAppy?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

There’s an appy for that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Come to foppery? Well, that’s just dandy!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

“Yes.” she said: “You can play with me together. I’m enough to go around.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

The Chinese must all very appy!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Oh. I thought the Japanese, had the Girlie Doll market wrapped up.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

This figures. One does not get 1.4 billion Chinese by occident. 😉

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Q. What is the difference between a Japanese woman and a Chinese woman?

A. A Japanese woman lowers her Kimono and says. “Nipponese!”
A Chinese woman raises her Cheongsam and says. “Chu Manchu!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

The Foppery Doll:

– Close friend of Kellary and Bellary
– Maid in China, by Appy ‘R’ US (the company who made a Miss Steak)

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

It’s like a Cockney version of Engrish.

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

giggity giggity..

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

I can’t fop to this.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Mmmm! Adornmment!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I happy you – long time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If you come to fappery quickly, the result should be a appy ending.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Crappy because it’s all too quick play. Need slow play.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Do you also crap your hands when you’re all very appy?

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

One does not simply quick play with me together.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Appery Fappery Fock,
My snake ran up her smock…

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

“‘Appy, appy! Oy oy!”
The Cockney version of Ren and Stimpy.

SF
SF
5 years ago

If you are happy, the beautiful adornment is definitely not in your pocket.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

I much prefer that to playing with me in pieces.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

These two neighbours discover that their respective spouses are having an affair.
So they decide to get some revenge. Then they have some more revenge. This goes on for several hours.
Then they pause for a shower and a cup of tea.

She: “Shall we have some more revenge?”

He: “Well, actually, I don’t have any hard feelings left.”

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

It makes people appy when the H is hushed.

John
John
4 years ago

Some ppl get fappery when they’re appy… I mean foppery.

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