Appy foppery together

Appy foppery together

posted on 30 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

all-very-appy

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Edrosolan.
Found on a toy doll box imported from China.

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algernon
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algernon

Viagra might help

algernon
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algernon

I guess they keep it all in the family

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WhatsAppy?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There’s an appy for that.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Come to foppery? Well, that’s just dandy!

Marum
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Marum

“Yes.” she said: “You can play with me together. I’m enough to go around.”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The Chinese must all very appy!

Marum
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Marum

Oh. I thought the Japanese, had the Girlie Doll market wrapped up.

Marum
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Marum

This figures. One does not get 1.4 billion Chinese by occident. 😉

Marum
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Marum

Q. What is the difference between a Japanese woman and a Chinese woman?

A. A Japanese woman lowers her Kimono and says. “Nipponese!”
A Chinese woman raises her Cheongsam and says. “Chu Manchu!”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The Foppery Doll:

– Close friend of Kellary and Bellary
– Maid in China, by Appy ‘R’ US (the company who made a Miss Steak)

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

It’s like a Cockney version of Engrish.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

giggity giggity..

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I can’t fop to this.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Mmmm! Adornmment!

Marum
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Marum

I happy you – long time.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you come to fappery quickly, the result should be a appy ending.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Crappy because it’s all too quick play. Need slow play.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Do you also crap your hands when you’re all very appy?

coffeebot
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coffeebot

One does not simply quick play with me together.

Pete
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Pete

Appery Fappery Fock,
My snake ran up her smock…

Lora
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Lora

“‘Appy, appy! Oy oy!”
The Cockney version of Ren and Stimpy.

SF
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SF

If you are happy, the beautiful adornment is definitely not in your pocket.

Classic Steve
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I much prefer that to playing with me in pieces.

Marum
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Marum

These two neighbours discover that their respective spouses are having an affair.
So they decide to get some revenge. Then they have some more revenge. This goes on for several hours.
Then they pause for a shower and a cup of tea.

She: “Shall we have some more revenge?”

He: “Well, actually, I don’t have any hard feelings left.”

Peter
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Peter

It makes people appy when the H is hushed.

John
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John

Some ppl get fappery when they’re appy… I mean foppery.

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