Are we read?

Are we read?

posted on 8 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

read-to-eat

Make sure you get the COOKING noodles.
Remember what happened last time?

Photo courtesy of Francesco Nati.
Found in Taiwan.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

These items are Read to Eat. Don’t ask Y

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Not another cooking show

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I can see why you need to read which on thy are, first

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I can see why you need to read which one they are, first

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Noodles and pet food mmm…

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Read To Eat does not sound like something a library would sponsor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Read to eat a book in the mouth?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I like to get the reading noodles to eat because readers digest.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I tried to read the cooking noodles but the water was too deep

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

My favorite type is ‘Pasta New Roman’

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

That reminds me of R.O.D: Read or Die (リード・オア・ダイ Rīdo Oa Dai) by Hideyuki Kurata,
If you don’t read, you die of starvation.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

I read a book in the mouth and now I’m no longer hungry.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Preheat Kindle to 250F for ten minutes.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

That’s why I joined the Book-Of-The-Mouth Club.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

May I suggest The Rise And Fall Of The Ramen Empire?

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Sponsored by Readers Digest.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

It’s a famous Italian library where I borrowed an excellent lasagna which stayed worm for two weeks, and there’s even that ‘All you can Read’ buffet

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Yet another mystifying international clue about Calvin’s infamous noodle incident?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Don’t say you’re happy to shop here, or you may have to eat your words.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Maybe you need to bone up on your cooking.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

But I hate reading spam!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Mmmm … eNoodles!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

To the library!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Udon is read at here!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Read to eat?
– Write!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I’d recommend some Shakespeare; try Munch Ado About Nutting, HAMlet, Julius Cheeser, or even The Tempeh.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I had to go on a diet; nothing but Anne Rice.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Now I know why people move their lips when they read.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Hey sarge! This ain’t spaghettios, It’s War and Peace!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

You just can’t get those dine novels any more.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I went to the optometrist and read the pie chart.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

“Your eyes are bigger than your stomach.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Be careful if you read burple prose.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

My table setting always includes glasses.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Where is the serial aisle?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I found this place by word of mouth.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Do you know your basic food types?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

That’s what she wrote

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Considering that Taiwan is where a lot of rubber prank foods are made, I can see why they specified the type of noodles they’re selling.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Are we read to read?

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

We also sell cookbooks. Don’t eat the pictures of the food, please.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
5 years ago

Wish it were a thing, cooking just by reading some random texts.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Find the text.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

I’m really hungry today, make mine a large print version, please.

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