Eau de beef

Eau de beef

posted on 2 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Snacks

meat-fragrance

Now you can smell meaty all day long!

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found at Wal-Mart in Kaifaqu, China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Find the Engrish Fragrance

SF
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SF

Smell the taste

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– I’m Barbie Grill and this is my best friend, Miss Steak. Nice to meat you, Pizza!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter, where’s my pizza with meat fragrance?
– Second odor on the left, Sir.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

It smells so flesh!

Pete
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Pete

Additional toppings containing fragrances of grassland, hay, and cow chips available for an extra 20 RMB each.

Pete
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Pete

Note they didn’t specify which meat from which animal.
Things that make you go “hmmmmm…”

EffEff
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EffEff

Smell my meat.

Filboid
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Filboid

Mmmmm…meat flagrance!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: May contain traces of taste

EffEff
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EffEff

@Seventy2rd o clock: Good taste or bad taste?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

They spray it with “new carne” scent.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

You want meat fragrance? Pull my finger!

algernon
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algernon

Doesn’t contain meat but traces of nuts

algernon
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algernon

Sorry did somebody fart

Geo
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Geo

The pizza itself, however, is vegetarian. Too bad.

Geo
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Geo

Pizza with meat fragrance: to satisfy your carnal desires.

Marum
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Marum

@Geo 1430. . Carnal ? Not that sort of meat.

Don’t you really mean “carnivorous” desires?

Marum
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Marum

Unless you are doing something to your steak, rather than tenderizing it.

Pete
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Pete

OK, who cut the (pizza) cheese?

Pete
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Pete

@Algernon 225:

Dude you’re forgetting the cardinal rule:
He who smelt it, dealt it.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Hope the cheese is real.

Geo
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Geo

@Marum | 4:07 pm
I was trying to make a pun by associating “carnal desires” with both gluttony (which is one of them) and meat itself.
Unfortunately, the “meat” turned out to be of a different fragrance, as you’ve pointed out.
Sigh… if I must explain a joke, it’s probably horrible.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s a rear bleath of flesh air.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hmmm… I smell a rat!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Frank Burns | 1:56 pm: Pizza is now pull-my-finger-food!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete | 11:44 am: I think it’s all bull, myself.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

It smells like Teen Pizza Face

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The bacon trees are flowering well this year.

Marum
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Marum

@Geo 0508 😉

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I prefer eau de calzone.

The Dude
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The Dude

Meat is like coffee, the smell is even better than the taste.

zankhana
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zankhana

Reminds me of the experimental roast beef flavoured contraceptive pill. It didn’t work and resulted in a number of women winding up in the Yorkshire pudding club.

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