Get your flu shot yet?

Get your flu shot yet?

posted on 15 Sep 2016 in Instructions

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Photo courtesy of U.A.
Found at Mt. Fuji hotel, Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

Whats the brown stuff coming from your nose

Marum
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Marum

Hey Tojo! What the F am I supposed to do with the handsoap

algernon
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algernon

There are worse things than starving a flu

Marum
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Marum

@Algrnon 0402 Same as you would with snot from the bum

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

When you get diarrhea of a runny nose, is what comes out called snit?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If the flu gives you anorexia there’s only a very slim chance of recovery.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Informing the reception desk of the correspondence is very clearly a symptom of the flu. …. Oh those are listed in the next paragraph.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Which pain? The wicked Which of the West pain.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, why is this worthlessnessfeeling so hot?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If the flu gives you which pain, maybe taking drugs for it will give you which pleasure.

Marum
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Marum

If you are having sex with l lady who has a cold, make sure that jar of lubricant by the bed isn’t really Vicks.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Dear reception desk; I just received a letter with influenza in it.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The space bar had a worthlessnessfeeling for a moment.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

At least, no need to check out

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0406 .Sinu$hit3us maybe?

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Call up Chuck at the desk.

Marum
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Marum

Trying to communicate with hotel reception staff, may cause madness, but is unlikely to cause the flu.

Marum
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Marum

Handsoap
Footsoap
Facesoap
Funsoap

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I like that they have a lava-tory at the Mt. Fuji hotel.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Visit Mt. Fluji.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Dirty hands cause anorexia.

Marum
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Marum

Q. Have you heard of; The dyslexic anorexic.

A. She thought she wasn’t hint enough.

Marum
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Marum

He had a chunder out of the 50th floor window, and it flu all over the place.

Marum
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Marum

Do not use the handsoap as a lubricant,.

You may fill the room with bubbles.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I guess Hillary forgot to use the handsoap again.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Don’t pick your nose sweetie, you’ll crap your hands!

UCity
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UCity

With diarrhea from the nose, you’re gonna need more than hand soap.

UCity
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UCity

I wonder if German has a word equivalent to “worthlessnessfeeling”.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I’ve heard of diarrhea of the mouth, but this is ridiculous!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Diarrhea of a runny nose, also known as No.3

Marum
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Marum

@Ucity 0736. Someone might have a better idea than me, but: Das Wortlosgefühl – assuming that you could make a portmanteau word out of it. One should always be carful when trying to be mischievous in a language other than one’s own. perhaps – waren nichts wert. ie. events made him feel warn nichts wert. Many expressions do not convert – straight over – in any language. ex. Between the devil and th deep blue sea = zwischen Baum und Borke. Which literally means – between the bark and the tree. Which makes no sense at all in English. Unless… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

BTW for the non Aussies. Witchetty grubs live between the bark and the sapwood of the Eucalyptus Tereticornis (Qld Blue Gum). They are not those “Cut Grubs” you find in lawns. Most anglo-celtic aussies think they ar.

Marum
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Marum

@Yoo Noo Hoo 0424.

You may only need it, if you have an eruption.

UCity
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UCity

Better irrigate those nasal passages in order to “flush” that diarrhea.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Is this poo?
– No, it’snot!

Conventi
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Conventi

@Ucity: Wertlosigkeitsgefühl

Auntie
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Auntie

Man oh man, I know the feeling…

Rt
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Rt

Hmm, guess that means i should also take my nasal temperature with a rectal thermometer

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

For prevention of Affluenza, please drive your porsche down Mt Fuji.

Marum
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Marum

@Conventi 1143. Thanks mate. I was going to add the “keits”, but lacked the confidence in the language, to do so.

Lora
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Lora

Diarrhea of the nose, rhinorrhea of the rectum, feelings of worthlessness and eating disorders… and I thought swine flu was scary.

EffEff
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EffEff

This is no ordinary flu. It includes fecal nasal vomiting, irritable bowel syndrome, depression, anorexia, and bulimia.

Myself
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God, they have got a serious strain of flu going around in Japan.

Myself
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Which pain? Well, I’m asking that myself. This sign isn’t clear about much.

Myself
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The handsoap is in both the restroom AND the lavatory?

Myself
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Around flu season, the suicide rate rises in Japan because of that worthlessnessfeeling.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Hey wait!!! Feeling worthless is my psych patients’ prerogative! Please don’t assign it to those with other diagnoses. They have so little as it is.

Geo
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Geo

Is a nosebleed called “dysentery of a runny nose?”

ElKabong
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ElKabong

Well thank Goodness, all this time I thought I had depression.

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