Get your flu shot yet?

Get your flu shot yet?

posted on 15 Sep 2016 in Instructions

prevention-of-influenza

Photo courtesy of U.A.
Found at Mt. Fuji hotel, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Whats the brown stuff coming from your nose

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Hey Tojo! What the F am I supposed to do with the handsoap

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

There are worse things than starving a flu

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Algrnon 0402 Same as you would with snot from the bum

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

When you get diarrhea of a runny nose, is what comes out called snit?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If the flu gives you anorexia there’s only a very slim chance of recovery.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Informing the reception desk of the correspondence is very clearly a symptom of the flu. …. Oh those are listed in the next paragraph.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Which pain? The wicked Which of the West pain.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Mommy, why is this worthlessnessfeeling so hot?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If the flu gives you which pain, maybe taking drugs for it will give you which pleasure.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If you are having sex with l lady who has a cold, make sure that jar of lubricant by the bed isn’t really Vicks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Dear reception desk; I just received a letter with influenza in it.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The space bar had a worthlessnessfeeling for a moment.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

At least, no need to check out

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT 0406 .Sinu$hit3us maybe?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Call up Chuck at the desk.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Trying to communicate with hotel reception staff, may cause madness, but is unlikely to cause the flu.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Handsoap
Footsoap
Facesoap
Funsoap

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I like that they have a lava-tory at the Mt. Fuji hotel.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Visit Mt. Fluji.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Dirty hands cause anorexia.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Q. Have you heard of; The dyslexic anorexic.

A. She thought she wasn’t hint enough.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

He had a chunder out of the 50th floor window, and it flu all over the place.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Do not use the handsoap as a lubricant,.

You may fill the room with bubbles.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

I guess Hillary forgot to use the handsoap again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Don’t pick your nose sweetie, you’ll crap your hands!

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

With diarrhea from the nose, you’re gonna need more than hand soap.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

I wonder if German has a word equivalent to “worthlessnessfeeling”.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

I’ve heard of diarrhea of the mouth, but this is ridiculous!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Diarrhea of a runny nose, also known as No.3

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Ucity 0736. Someone might have a better idea than me, but: Das Wortlosgefühl – assuming that you could make a portmanteau word out of it. One should always be carful when trying to be mischievous in a language other than one’s own. perhaps – waren nichts wert. ie. events made him feel warn nichts wert. Many expressions do not convert – straight over – in any language. ex. Between the devil and th deep blue sea = zwischen Baum und Borke. Which literally means – between the bark and the tree. Which makes no sense at all in English. Unless… Read more »

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

BTW for the non Aussies. Witchetty grubs live between the bark and the sapwood of the Eucalyptus Tereticornis (Qld Blue Gum). They are not those “Cut Grubs” you find in lawns. Most anglo-celtic aussies think they ar.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Yoo Noo Hoo 0424.

You may only need it, if you have an eruption.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Better irrigate those nasal passages in order to “flush” that diarrhea.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Is this poo?
– No, it’snot!

Conventi
Conventi
5 years ago

@Ucity: Wertlosigkeitsgefühl

Auntie
Auntie
5 years ago

Man oh man, I know the feeling…

Rt
Rt
5 years ago

Hmm, guess that means i should also take my nasal temperature with a rectal thermometer

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

For prevention of Affluenza, please drive your porsche down Mt Fuji.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Conventi 1143. Thanks mate. I was going to add the “keits”, but lacked the confidence in the language, to do so.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Diarrhea of the nose, rhinorrhea of the rectum, feelings of worthlessness and eating disorders… and I thought swine flu was scary.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

This is no ordinary flu. It includes fecal nasal vomiting, irritable bowel syndrome, depression, anorexia, and bulimia.

Myself
5 years ago

God, they have got a serious strain of flu going around in Japan.

Myself
5 years ago

Which pain? Well, I’m asking that myself. This sign isn’t clear about much.

Myself
5 years ago

The handsoap is in both the restroom AND the lavatory?

Myself
5 years ago

Around flu season, the suicide rate rises in Japan because of that worthlessnessfeeling.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Hey wait!!! Feeling worthless is my psych patients’ prerogative! Please don’t assign it to those with other diagnoses. They have so little as it is.

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

Is a nosebleed called “dysentery of a runny nose?”

ElKabong
ElKabong
5 years ago

Well thank Goodness, all this time I thought I had depression.

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