Honey, have you seen the landlord?

Honey, have you seen the landlord?

posted on 21 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

fight-against-landlords

Lower rent! And more ribs.

Photo courtesy of Kirill Kuzmin.
Menu found in China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The landlord was named Adam, and here are his ribs.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Turn them into a meat dish. Problem solved

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Looks like his lover, err liver.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

In China, you have to sneak political messages in wherever you can.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Honey I burnt the chips.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Donald Trump?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Down with the Petit Bourgeoisie, more power to the proletariat.

Workers of the world unite, cast out the Capitalist running dogs.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Favorite dish during Cultural Revolution.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

The restaurant name is Rent Control.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It’s the lease we can do!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Serf and turf.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Please also try our complementary appetizer and dessert: Fight the Eviction and Fight the Bailiff.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Curiously, the translation is correct. This is the name of a kind of poker game. Maybe it is played with chunks of meat instead of chips.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Would you like to rent a menu, sir?

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

They deserve SOME punishment for overcharging us, but cooking sounds too harsh of a penalty… oh well, it was the Great War of ’37.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

This is what happens when renting houses to cannibals.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Dr Lex 0423 Chinesee Monoply maybe?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Until he fixes the roof, I’m putting the rent money into escargot.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

This method is quicker than Political Re-education.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@FB 0507. Great one mate. That comment so discombobulated my mental organisation, that it took me ages to remember the correct word.

“escrow”. 💡

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Chianti anyone?

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

We’re having super for supper!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Waiter! We’d like new order, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Rent In Peace

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

That’s the first and last time I’m having this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Waiter! I think there’s Sum Ting Wong here.
– Yes – that was the gentleman’s name, Sir.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

@jjhitt 5:45. Yes please, and some fava beans as well.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

We serfs are starving.
Fight the landlords and raid their refrigerators!

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Obviously, somebody won, but it isn’t clear who.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– How would you like your fight against landlords, Madam?
– I ketchup them and French fries them.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

No problem, I’m an atheist anyway.

TS
TS
5 years ago

Eat the rich, eat your landlord.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

In all seriousness, is this maybe a metaphorical reference to the smell of this menu item?

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

I’ll have my steak medium-arrears.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They shall be rent asunder!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Our meals have a Kuomin tang.

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