I will cherish this gum wrapper forever.

I will cherish this gum wrapper forever.

posted on 10 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

unrecycle

Trash Bin #8 became self-aware that summer…

Photo courtesy of MKF.
Found on trash can in Zhejiang, China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Unrecycle is for people who want to pollute the planet.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

That receptacle quote is rubbish. It is falling apart from the board.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Must be the second hand

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Unrecycle = Cycle

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

They are handy at making things nee again

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Unrecycle is when you go to the recycling center and want a refund on the cans/bottles you had taken in.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

WARNING:

– Do not leave your recycle in front of the bicycle bin for the second time
– Do not litter kittens

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Satis eyed is how you feel, when you see your lady naked for the first time

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Press the unrecycle button, and the machine hurls crap all over you at enormous velocity.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Is this bin hitting on me??

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

An unrecycle can only be ridden once a day, backwards.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Where is the unicycle bin? I’m tired of falling off the thing!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Ah, intimate contact between Yu and me …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Somebody has pounded the “f” out of the sign.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

I understand your feelings, but I refuse.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

“Rubbish receptacle”, also knows as “Television”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Do not put human arms into the rubbish receptacle unless they are cut into small chunks.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

We’ve all bin there.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Love at first sight = rubbish at first dump.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Unrecycle motto: ”Keep your garbage close and your bin closed!”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

After Satisfying myself at a drinking binge, I found myself in a recycling bin robbed snd naked.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If it really is the first time. I’ll bet the satisfaction occurred well within the first thirty seconds.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Sounds like “f—ing rubbish” to me.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Got wasted and had first time intimate contact.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Politicians are the greatest recyclers. Every lection they recycle the same promises.

For instance: The Pt. Augusta Darwin railway line has ben promised everye lection since I was old enough to remember. Then, in 2004 we got it. That was after 50 years or more of promising it.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Recycle this:

The word “between” has
fallen off the rails.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Politicians are the greatest recyclers. Every lection they recycle the same promises.

For instance: The Pt. Augusta Darwin railway line has ben promised everye lection since I was old enough to remember. Then, in 2004 we got it. That was after 50 years or more of promising it. ❓

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Chaste makes waste.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

“Unrecycle”?

Is that kinda like putting “deconstructed cuisine” back together again so it becomes edible common-sense food again?

Take that, Top Chef.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Trash bin #8 became self-aware that summer, thus paving the way for Skynet and Groundnet, the central control network for the terrifying little machines known as Recyclinators.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Pete 0505 The Typesetting Computer’s “justifying” program has malfunctioned.

“Justification” of a line occurs, when the computer reduces or adds “white space” between words and even letters, to make the line fit the space available.

I worked on those type of computers for 20 years, when they went from hot metal. (Linotypes etc)

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

‘Tis better to have loved and tossed than never to have loved at all.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Marum 513:

Thx for splaining.

But how do you account for the 3rd line under the photo where it says “Zhejiang, China”? Look at the letter “i” in “China”.
It’s leaning to the right like a famous tower in Italy!

(At least it is on MY smartphone….)

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@ Pete 0531. Zhejiang, China.

If you notice Zhejiang is in italics as are Chi in China. The “n” and “a” are in the normal sans serif font such as Megaron or Chelmsford.

With computers, you can “italisize” any font, by dialling in the degrees of slant you require. That is not a “true” italic font, but it will normally do.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Pete: On my screen it looks like the text suddenly went from italic to normal text for the last 2 letters. Makes for a nice optical illusion at the “i”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Me recycle you long time.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Speaking of Italy.

Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in Italy?

A. With a crowbar.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum | 5:53 am: It helps if they use a little Greece. 😉

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT 0549 Your explanation was much more succinct.

Forgive m for being such a pedantic wordy old $h1t. But, in my defence, I plead guilty of being an engineer.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Circumlocution That’s th word. ;oops:

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum | 5:57 am: No worries, mate. I didn’t know that about “dialling in” degrees of slant. I wonder if the option is hidden somewhere in the computer’s OS, like so many other functions I don’t know about..

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I couldn’t resist; it must have been that trashy outfit.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Hello

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Change colour

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Change color

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT HTML instructions “strong” works “color” doesn’t

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

This whole paragraph of text will be the color red!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

This does not work

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I ununderstand unrecycling process

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

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