It’s the high heels.

It’s the high heels.

posted on 13 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

your-foot-is-killing-me

Call the toe truck…

Photo courtesy of J. Ari Sindel.
Found on Jeju, South Korea.

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Is that your sole problem?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Agony Of The Feet.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s the coup de grass!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Foot odor is a real problem.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Apparently the grass is going to die from laughter making fun of your feet.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

If a foot is killing the grass, I’d hate to see what a yard does to it.

Marum
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Marum

That figures. 5.5 to 6.5″ is quite enough for any normal Asian lady.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Meet your arch enemy!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Thanks, dear, but it’s not really that long.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

No respect for law ‘n’ order.

Geo
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Geo

You’re such a heel to the grass.

Geo
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Geo

♫ Killing me softly
with this stomp ♫

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Suspected grass murderer; last reported hopping away from the scene.

Marum
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Marum

A good orthotic device should solve that disparity.

Marum
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Marum

NB. See a Prosthetist.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Got to feel sorry for that poor sod.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Huu Yuu | 4:09 am: Grass is just fine in the yard. There’s a lot of grass growing in my yard, but I wouldn’t want any growing in my foot!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s self defence! Who knows what you might do with all those blades!

algernon
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algernon

Take it away then

algernon
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algernon

Its because the grass is sleeping

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Good thing that isn’t a rice field or we’d be looking for a cereal killer.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

If you think my foot is killing you, wait ’till you see what my dog does.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Your feet stink!

– the grass

Pete
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Pete

Caution: Our grasses are asses.
-Park Mgmt.

Classic Steve
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Spoken to a taekwondo master.

Chris
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Chris

Give some people a foot and they think they’re a ruler.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Still alive but I think it’s going to path out.

UCity
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UCity

So THAT’S where Sasquatch went!

Lora
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Lora

I believe Achille’s last words were “my foot is killing me!”

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

YOU’RE TEARING THE LAWN APART, LISA!!

Marum
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Marum

@Vulcan. 0814

Hehe. My Asian lady used to whisper similar things in my ear, to see if she could destroy my composure. Then laugh her head off, if she succeeded. 😳

Marum
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Marum

@Lora 0742 I wouldn’t believe a word he said. He was one of the most famous heels in history.

Marum
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Marum

Whether tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous feet.
Or to take up arms against a sea of gr ar$$e$, and by opposing de feet them.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

BigFoot sighted in Korea?

EffEff
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EffEff

That’s a hardwood floor disguised as grass.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

First, grass was just disturbed by people (“quiet grass”). Then woken up (“sleeping grass”). And now killed. I thought evolution is adapting to the environment, not getting suited for it ever worse.

Rt
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Rt

**** yo lawn, *****, buy a new one, Darknesses!!

-rick james

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

…are we sure this is Engrish?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Sounds like my wife on winter nights.

Filboid
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Filboid

Jeez! What crabby grass!

Peter
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Peter

My . . . I never knew that even grass could have foot fetish (!!)

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