It’s the high heels.

It’s the high heels.

posted on 13 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

your-foot-is-killing-me

Call the toe truck…

Photo courtesy of J. Ari Sindel.
Found on Jeju, South Korea.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Is that your sole problem?

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

The Agony Of The Feet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It’s the coup de grass!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Foot odor is a real problem.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Apparently the grass is going to die from laughter making fun of your feet.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

If a foot is killing the grass, I’d hate to see what a yard does to it.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That figures. 5.5 to 6.5″ is quite enough for any normal Asian lady.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Meet your arch enemy!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Thanks, dear, but it’s not really that long.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

No respect for law ‘n’ order.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

You’re such a heel to the grass.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

♫ Killing me softly
with this stomp ♫

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Suspected grass murderer; last reported hopping away from the scene.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A good orthotic device should solve that disparity.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

NB. See a Prosthetist.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Got to feel sorry for that poor sod.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Huu Yuu | 4:09 am: Grass is just fine in the yard. There’s a lot of grass growing in my yard, but I wouldn’t want any growing in my foot!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It’s self defence! Who knows what you might do with all those blades!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Take it away then

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Its because the grass is sleeping

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Good thing that isn’t a rice field or we’d be looking for a cereal killer.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

If you think my foot is killing you, wait ’till you see what my dog does.

pasdrole
pasdrole
4 years ago

Your feet stink!

– the grass

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Caution: Our grasses are asses.
-Park Mgmt.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Spoken to a taekwondo master.

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

Give some people a foot and they think they’re a ruler.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Still alive but I think it’s going to path out.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

So THAT’S where Sasquatch went!

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

I believe Achille’s last words were “my foot is killing me!”

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
4 years ago

YOU’RE TEARING THE LAWN APART, LISA!!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Vulcan. 0814

Hehe. My Asian lady used to whisper similar things in my ear, to see if she could destroy my composure. Then laugh her head off, if she succeeded. 😳

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Lora 0742 I wouldn’t believe a word he said. He was one of the most famous heels in history.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Whether tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous feet.
Or to take up arms against a sea of gr ar$$e$, and by opposing de feet them.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

BigFoot sighted in Korea?

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

That’s a hardwood floor disguised as grass.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
4 years ago

First, grass was just disturbed by people (“quiet grass”). Then woken up (“sleeping grass”). And now killed. I thought evolution is adapting to the environment, not getting suited for it ever worse.

Rt
Rt
4 years ago

**** yo lawn, *****, buy a new one, Darknesses!!

-rick james

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

…are we sure this is Engrish?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

Sounds like my wife on winter nights.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Jeez! What crabby grass!

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

My . . . I never knew that even grass could have foot fetish (!!)

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