Meal pattern baldness

Meal pattern baldness

posted on 24 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

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Menu from Pingyao, China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WTF the … ?

algernon
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algernon

Fu%k the Trump I suppose

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

What do you want, a hairy bowl?!

algernon
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algernon

The other one has hare

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The consomme also clenches thirst.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! There are Unidentified Frying Objects on my table!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Waiter, there’s a hair in my bowl.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! My the then is stuck!
– Then pull out the then, sweetie.

algernon
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algernon

The consomme clenches the cheeks as well

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If I’m having sex with a bowl I prefer one that’s had a Brazilian wax.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Particularly the vegetables, but incredibly the meat.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I swear this is the last time I come here.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– F**k the bowel is bald, too!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Fry the space in your locket ship.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Bubbles oil, as used by Michael Jackson.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

You can order a bowl that isn’t bald but you’ll have toupée extra.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Rolls of rlaked oats flour, rolls of rlaked oats flour or rolls of rlaked oats flour? Decisions,decisions!

iLock
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iLock

This has gotta be some of the best Engrish we’ve had in a while.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It seems that it’s hard to justify this menu.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Dear, can we leave this restroom and find a restaurant?

iLock
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iLock

Oh snap DnT, I just saw your comment! Great minds I guess, haha

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Customer:Waiter! There’s a hair in my bowl!
Waiter: Oh,干 that, sir!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, this is so funny! I want a tea shirt!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@iLock | 4:34 am: If you posted a comment similar to one of mine, I don’t see it yet. What time? Maybe it’s being moderated?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I would like the Pull out the ___ then Fxxk the ____ with Bubbles oils.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Waiter! There’s no hair in my soup!

Oh, why am I upset about that? Never mind.

UCity
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UCity

See the new sitcom, Domestic Life Bean Curd.

Ben
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Ben

Agreed this one is funny, but shouldn’t it be in the Adult section?

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Waiter, why did I get the rolls of rlaked oats flour? I clearly ordered the rolls of rlaked oats flour!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Bald bowls surely have it though these days…

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Avoid the Fry the space if you’re galactose intolerant.

Marum
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Marum

Well! Fancy that.

Marum
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Marum

I really don’t think I can add further comment to that.

Marum
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Marum

This is the new CHinese Breakfast Cereal. It is LIce Bubbers.

When you pour milk on them, they go Crap, Snapple, and Poop!

Marum
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Marum

BTW. Literal translation from Cantonese. dry = ferk.

So. If you are in the chines provincial areas where they speak Cantonese, and you see a building with an Engrish sign on it, which proclaims – FERK GOODS – it is not a Venus Sex Shop. Rather, it is a humble purveyor of DRY GOODS.

Marum
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Marum

Dry Goods 乾雜貨

Classic Steve
Guest

Anyone else remember when Adult Engrish was a separate site?

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

Welcome to Cafe Andromeda, care to try some fried space?

iLock
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iLock

@Droll not Troll: It was my “rolls of rlaked flour” comment that was similar,
one comment above my comment that you addressed…

The Dude
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The Dude

Food with Tourette Syndrom

Myself
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Seems like whenever there’s a good Engrish menu there’s always someone who says “Decisions decisions” or “Which one should I pick?” Well, it looks like our prayers have been answered: if you can’t choose, go for the miscellaneous food pack.

Myself
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I’m getting just F*ck the, not F*ck the bowl is bald. I like my food as rude as possible.

Myself
Guest

How do they get all of space into a frying pan?

Myself
Guest

Don’t even get me started on how they fry the water pack. Is that just a bowl of steam, or are they referring to a fried Camelbak?

Myself
Guest

“I’d like fry the bowl is bald, please.”

“Would you like it fried by ham or beef?”

“Actually, you know what, do you have f*ck the bowl is bald?”

“I’m sorry, we’re out of it today – lots of people are getting f*cked.”

“Okay. I’d like it fried by beef, then.”

“All right. I’ll tell the beef to fry a bowl is bald.”

Myself
Guest

The consomme clenches slice. The voyelle does nothing.

Myself
Guest

You can consomme your relationship with this restaurant if you order F*ck the bowl is bald, or just F*ck the.

olog-hai
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olog-hai

Not the Vegeta bles again. Good thing Bulma isn’t particular. But if Goku hears about it . . .

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