Meal pattern baldness

Meal pattern baldness

posted on 24 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

WTF the … ?

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Fu%k the Trump I suppose

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

What do you want, a hairy bowl?!

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

The other one has hare

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The consomme also clenches thirst.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Waiter! There are Unidentified Frying Objects on my table!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Waiter, there’s a hair in my bowl.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Mommy! My the then is stuck!
– Then pull out the then, sweetie.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

The consomme clenches the cheeks as well

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

If I’m having sex with a bowl I prefer one that’s had a Brazilian wax.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Particularly the vegetables, but incredibly the meat.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

I swear this is the last time I come here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– F**k the bowel is bald, too!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Fry the space in your locket ship.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Bubbles oil, as used by Michael Jackson.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

You can order a bowl that isn’t bald but you’ll have toupée extra.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Rolls of rlaked oats flour, rolls of rlaked oats flour or rolls of rlaked oats flour? Decisions,decisions!

iLock
iLock
3 years ago

This has gotta be some of the best Engrish we’ve had in a while.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It seems that it’s hard to justify this menu.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Dear, can we leave this restroom and find a restaurant?

iLock
iLock
3 years ago

Oh snap DnT, I just saw your comment! Great minds I guess, haha

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Customer:Waiter! There’s a hair in my bowl!
Waiter: Oh,干 that, sir!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Mommy, this is so funny! I want a tea shirt!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@iLock | 4:34 am: If you posted a comment similar to one of mine, I don’t see it yet. What time? Maybe it’s being moderated?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

I would like the Pull out the ___ then Fxxk the ____ with Bubbles oils.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Waiter! There’s no hair in my soup!

Oh, why am I upset about that? Never mind.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

See the new sitcom, Domestic Life Bean Curd.

Ben
Ben
3 years ago

Agreed this one is funny, but shouldn’t it be in the Adult section?

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

Waiter, why did I get the rolls of rlaked oats flour? I clearly ordered the rolls of rlaked oats flour!

J-Luke
J-Luke
3 years ago

Bald bowls surely have it though these days…

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Avoid the Fry the space if you’re galactose intolerant.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Well! Fancy that.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I really don’t think I can add further comment to that.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

This is the new CHinese Breakfast Cereal. It is LIce Bubbers.

When you pour milk on them, they go Crap, Snapple, and Poop!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW. Literal translation from Cantonese. dry = ferk.

So. If you are in the chines provincial areas where they speak Cantonese, and you see a building with an Engrish sign on it, which proclaims – FERK GOODS – it is not a Venus Sex Shop. Rather, it is a humble purveyor of DRY GOODS.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Dry Goods 乾雜貨

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Anyone else remember when Adult Engrish was a separate site?

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
3 years ago

Welcome to Cafe Andromeda, care to try some fried space?

iLock
iLock
3 years ago

@Droll not Troll: It was my “rolls of rlaked flour” comment that was similar,
one comment above my comment that you addressed…

The Dude
The Dude
3 years ago

Food with Tourette Syndrom

Myself
3 years ago

Seems like whenever there’s a good Engrish menu there’s always someone who says “Decisions decisions” or “Which one should I pick?” Well, it looks like our prayers have been answered: if you can’t choose, go for the miscellaneous food pack.

Myself
3 years ago

I’m getting just F*ck the, not F*ck the bowl is bald. I like my food as rude as possible.

Myself
3 years ago

How do they get all of space into a frying pan?

Myself
3 years ago

Don’t even get me started on how they fry the water pack. Is that just a bowl of steam, or are they referring to a fried Camelbak?

Myself
3 years ago

“I’d like fry the bowl is bald, please.”

“Would you like it fried by ham or beef?”

“Actually, you know what, do you have f*ck the bowl is bald?”

“I’m sorry, we’re out of it today – lots of people are getting f*cked.”

“Okay. I’d like it fried by beef, then.”

“All right. I’ll tell the beef to fry a bowl is bald.”

Myself
3 years ago

The consomme clenches slice. The voyelle does nothing.

Myself
3 years ago

You can consomme your relationship with this restaurant if you order F*ck the bowl is bald, or just F*ck the.

olog-hai
olog-hai
3 years ago

Not the Vegeta bles again. Good thing Bulma isn’t particular. But if Goku hears about it . . .

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