No Olympic style pooping.

No Olympic style pooping.

posted on 17 Sep 2016 in Chinglish

guangzhou-toilet

Photo courtesy of Amy Davis.
Bathroom sign found in Guangzhou, China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Giving swirlies not allowed here

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I can see he’s making plans

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I didn’t know one could poop out of the head…. but that is not allowed here.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Looks loke they”re enjoying toilet time in China too

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Apparently, using huge sheets of toilet is allowed.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

That last one … what a show off despite that nobody should be watching one use the toilet….

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Toilet unicycles are all the rage in China.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Is this Japanese-style?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

EDIT: Apparently, using huge sheets of toilet PAPER is allowed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Please remove shoes and feet before using western style toilet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The third pic shows how to get diarrhea of a runny nose. EWW!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Is sticking head into toilet bowl from standing position allowed?

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
5 years ago

SIr, I am sorry to hear that you are busting, but the rule is the rule. No newspaper, no toilet!… No, I don’t want to see what trick you can do on the toilet, Buy the newspaper, or no toilet! You call!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Are these the new designated movements in Olympics gymnastics?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Only four choices?

What about seated facing the tank?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

In these Olympics, everyone is trying to place turd.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

One of the events in the defecathlon.

SF
SF
5 years ago

Now I understand where “shampoo” comes from.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Isn’t that discrimination against the illiterate?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– B … But Officer, I just wanted to swim!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

But my gender identity says that I’m a handstand pooper.
(If this was in the U.S., I’ll bet I could sue somebody.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

NOTE: Press ‘X’ to choose the desired position

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Gosh! The toilet paper does com in big sheets in Ghina.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

This is our Synchronised $h1tting team.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The Chinese must have a low opinion of the intelligence of faceless black people.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Hands up those who have done it standing on their heads?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

DO NOT TRY TO KANGAROO THIS SEAT.

QUEENSLAND CRABS JUMP THIRTY FEET

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Sailors always use the head when they have to go.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Please take this instruction sheet with you for convenient reference. Wiping and flushing instructions on reverse.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

These games actually pre-date the Greek Olympics.

I believe they are ex Crete.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

NOTE: If you accidentally fall into a toilet bowl, simply press the button to flush

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Um, guys, this isn’t Engrish….

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Why does it matter when you have no anatomically correct parts?

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
5 years ago

Damn, I was about to do a headstand in the toilet until…SIGN!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Hey, this is The People’s Republic of China.
Upside-down toilet yoga is prohibited here!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

@Seventy 408:

No, not Japanese.
Not any modern Japanese, anyway.
Of this I am certain.

Three or four generations back…yeah well maybe.

Rt
Rt
5 years ago

The last one’s discriminating against gymnasts who mount the pommel horse.

Btw, on a side note, the 2nd to the left is supposedly the most effortless way to poop and avoids hemorrhoids; that’s what the squatty potty was based off of.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

You’ve got to admire the athletic agility that the judges gave crosses to.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Position #1 is to be avoided at all costs.

You may end up with ticks on your ring.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

If you don’t have a map you will get lost, just like those other three guys…

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

Four of the new Olympic disciplines which will be showcased in Tokyo 2020, from left to right:
Olympic Newspaper Reading on Toilet
Olympic Toilet Squatting
Olympic Toilet Diving (poor stick-man got his arms crushed)
Olympic Toilet Acrobatics

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