Please stop splashing.

Please stop splashing.

posted on 3 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

careful-drowning

Don’t be so dramatic.

Photo courtesy of JM.
Found in China. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Careful drowning by careful walking off edge

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The last steps a doozy

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Swimming not recommended

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

You need a plan to drown?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Don’t even think about carelessly staying alive

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I carefully fell into water, I even took the child, but … nothing

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Who put that small rectangle there?!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

A careful, safe drowning is just as bad as a careless, reckless drowning.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Look Ma, no hands!

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

I don’t always drown, but when I do I don’t want to rush things.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

The stick figure reminds me of cartoon characters about to fall off a cliff…

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Sink before you swim.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Wear safety boots.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

If you are Super Mario, it’s safe to jump the ledge, else you will be drowned.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Don’t have a stroke.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The PRC frowns on untidy drowning.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Or else … you will be fine.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Apply for a Permission To Drown Form.

You have to take the correct steps.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I don’t care what your name is, you round-eyed-drongo.

You are not allowed to walk on the water here.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Adults only, no buoys or gurgles allowed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

WARNING:

– Beware of shallow water
– Do not drive because the water is not very deep

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

When quizzed about the number of Asian tourists drowning on the Gold Coast beaches;

The then mayor of the Gold Coast replied: “Oh, five Asian tourists drowned last year, but that’s nothing to worry about.”

Situation normal. A politician getting his mouth running, before he puts his brain in gear. The thought crossed my mind; whilst it may be nothing to worry about, I’ll bet it was of immediate concern to them, as they went down for the third time.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Beiking
Kunming
Chonqqing
Drowning
Kunjing

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Beijing

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

I don’t always drown, but when I do, it’s Dos Equis.
Stay thirsty, my friends.

(Hopefully that TV ad made it outside the US.)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This wooden sign won’t help you float. It is actually concrete carefully disguised as wood.

Crevel Chinese joke. hehe,haha,hoho. .

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete 0651.

Brewed by:
Cervecería Cuauhtémoc Moctezuma, S.A. de C.V.

Hope it tastes better than Corona. That is why they stick lemon in the neck of the Corona stubbies, it disguises the taste of the horth pith within.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

No flapping your arms in the water. Once you jump in, pretend you’re already dead.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete

HMM. It is 4.70% ABV. Therefore 2X or XX beer would not be correct.

XX beer would be about 2% ABV

Therefore it could be 2 kisses?

How do they interpret it in the USA?

Carp cereviscium (Lat). Carpecervecia (Esp?)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Be careful to drown in water. Drowning on land is strictly forbidden.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

For people who are not sure how, careful drowning courses are available.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Who do I have to drown carefully?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

@Droll 8:38 am

Bob.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Help keep the river clean. Attach yourself to a tree with a long rope before drowning.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 8:42 am: After they’re drowned, most people will bob. 😈

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

If you expect a lifeguards help while drowning carelessly – Don’t hold
your breath.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

That’s what cement shoes are for.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

I see, it’s just a typo, they meant to put
‘Drown scarefully’

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

The ultimate buzzkill nation. Even accidental death has to be done cautiously.

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

In the back we can see 3 unsuspected hikers about to visit the Careful Drowning exhibit.

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