See? I told you the airline didn’t lose it

See? I told you the airline didn’t lose it

posted on 4 Sep 2016 in Signs

do-not-leave-valuables-attended

Our thieves are working overtime to serve you.

Photo courtesy of Ayumi Tezuka.
Found at a steakhouse in Tokyo. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Let the Flight Attendants do the the attending for your valuables

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The valet will help you

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

And the exits are where

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

If it ends up being lost, it is not our mis-steak
— The Management

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

ATTENTION: Just leave them and go away

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Thank you for your valuables and your corporation, but we don’t need your incontinence.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Your valuables do not need to be treated like little kids

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Sign with meat fragrance

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Step away from the valuables and nobody gets hurt!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Steakhouse? Stealhouse?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Nothing toward or sidious will happen to them.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

I tried leaving my kids there but they were still there upon my return.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Sounds like invaluable advice to me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Some people have attendency to be too trusting.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Well that’s just plane wrong.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

It’s OK we have an attendant Nick M.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

NOTE: If you are stolen, take valuables of attendant at once

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Excuse me but I’ve lost a very valuable umbrella.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

We can make your steak rare and your valuables even rarer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The sign on the kitchen door reads: UNAUTHORISED PERSONNEL ONLY.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Smorkers Only.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

So if I lose something – where would I steak my claim??

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
4 years ago

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying with us, please take you belongings with you, do not leave anything behind, if you do, please make sure it is valuable.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Yeah right, sure, your waiter got blinded by chili powder and knocked my wallet off the table and onto the windowsill then the wind blew it away. But there’s not even any windows open!
Your story is overcooked.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Will you be able to find your valuables at the end of the night?!
Or will you get back what you came with and your best friends wife’s wedding ring??
Who knows…!!
The steaks are always high when you visit us at Tetsuo’s Tricky Steakhouse.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Top right says “TABAS” (actually spelled “tabasse”, “tabasser” infinitive.) In Canadian French slang that means “to beat up really badly.” I guess that’s what I’d do if my valuables were taken away all of a sudden.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

When I woke up, it looked so good out….I left them out.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Welly good, welly good. But you make one silious mistake

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Yu steel my waluables, I stick long sharp thing with handle, up your date!

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Sign inside the kitchen, next to the entrance to the dining area:
TAKE VALUABLES OF FOREIGNER
NO CHARGE

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

When you all throw your keys into a hat at the start of the night, then at the end of the night, you end up with both your own car, and your own wife….That is a bit of a worry.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A bloke was always getting his coat stolen in the cloakroom. So he had a great idea.

He put a sign on his coat: “This coat belongs to champion boxer.”

When he returned, it was gone again as usual. But a sign was left in its place: “Coat stolen by champion runner.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If they hide them in the minors, you will need a special tool to find them..

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Unattended baggage won’t be confiscated.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Don’t you think a steakhouse with waiting stewardesses and a pilot cook looks somewhat suspicious, darling?

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Marum: The Fagin of Tokyo!

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Really! You can trust everyone in this establishment absolutely completely!

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Signed, the Burglar King.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Their honesty is absolutely impeachable.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Just like Nixon?

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

EffEff: Don’t you mean Clinton? He got impeached. Nixon was merely threatened with it.

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and yourself further away.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Can I leave them escorted? or accompanied?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Now sir. Let me get this straight.

The waitress pinched your valuables?

Are you complaining, or bragging?

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Don’t worry, I don’t have any

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