See? I told you the airline didn’t lose it

Let the Flight Attendants do the the attending for your valuables

The valet will help you

And the exits are where

If it ends up being lost, it is not our mis-steak
— The Management

ATTENTION: Just leave them and go away

Thank you for your valuables and your corporation, but we don’t need your incontinence.

Your valuables do not need to be treated like little kids

Sign with meat fragrance

Step away from the valuables and nobody gets hurt!

Steakhouse? Stealhouse?

Nothing toward or sidious will happen to them.

I tried leaving my kids there but they were still there upon my return.

Sounds like invaluable advice to me.

Some people have attendency to be too trusting.

Well that’s just plane wrong.

It’s OK we have an attendant Nick M.

NOTE: If you are stolen, take valuables of attendant at once

Excuse me but I’ve lost a very valuable umbrella.

We can make your steak rare and your valuables even rarer.

The sign on the kitchen door reads: UNAUTHORISED PERSONNEL ONLY.

Smorkers Only.

So if I lose something – where would I steak my claim??

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for flying with us, please take you belongings with you, do not leave anything behind, if you do, please make sure it is valuable.

Yeah right, sure, your waiter got blinded by chili powder and knocked my wallet off the table and onto the windowsill then the wind blew it away. But there’s not even any windows open!
Your story is overcooked.

Will you be able to find your valuables at the end of the night?!
Or will you get back what you came with and your best friends wife’s wedding ring??
Who knows…!!
The steaks are always high when you visit us at Tetsuo’s Tricky Steakhouse.

Top right says “TABAS” (actually spelled “tabasse”, “tabasser” infinitive.) In Canadian French slang that means “to beat up really badly.” I guess that’s what I’d do if my valuables were taken away all of a sudden.

When I woke up, it looked so good out….I left them out.

Welly good, welly good. But you make one silious mistake

Yu steel my waluables, I stick long sharp thing with handle, up your date!

Sign inside the kitchen, next to the entrance to the dining area:
TAKE VALUABLES OF FOREIGNER
NO CHARGE

When you all throw your keys into a hat at the start of the night, then at the end of the night, you end up with both your own car, and your own wife….That is a bit of a worry.

A bloke was always getting his coat stolen in the cloakroom. So he had a great idea.

He put a sign on his coat: “This coat belongs to champion boxer.”

When he returned, it was gone again as usual. But a sign was left in its place: “Coat stolen by champion runner.”

If they hide them in the minors, you will need a special tool to find them..

Unattended baggage won’t be confiscated.

– Don’t you think a steakhouse with waiting stewardesses and a pilot cook looks somewhat suspicious, darling?

Marum: The Fagin of Tokyo!

Really! You can trust everyone in this establishment absolutely completely!

Signed, the Burglar King.

Their honesty is absolutely impeachable.

Just like Nixon?

EffEff: Don’t you mean Clinton? He got impeached. Nixon was merely threatened with it.

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and yourself further away.

Can I leave them escorted? or accompanied?

Now sir. Let me get this straight.

The waitress pinched your valuables?

Are you complaining, or bragging?

Don’t worry, I don’t have any