Then I listen a song in the ear…

Then I listen a song in the ear…

posted on 5 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

mouth-and-spiny-bumps

I’d see a doctor about that.

Photo courtesy of  Gyoschak.
Spotted in Shanghai subway. 

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

So he pulled it out of where

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

mouth and spiny bumps do not go together

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I use my fingers and toes

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

The dentist will be worried

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I think the creator put aboot in his mouth

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Must be a book about hedgehog boobs.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Don’t read a gift book in the mouth.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

His mouth was so big that it could be used it as a cave library

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Read a book in the mouth? Must have used your eye teeth.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

From your mouth to shiny bumps

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Oh, I get it! The book is written in Braille.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

From ‘In The Mouth of Madness’ and ‘Mouthman Prophecies’

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♫With a thong in my heart♪

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

I read the books that make the whole world sting
I read the books of love and special things
I read the bumps that make the young girls cry
I read the books,I read the books.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That’s nonchalance for you. He’s sitting in the moth of a Dragon, reading a book.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Reader’s Digest.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

So you think reading a book with your mouth is great.

I could lift my lady right off a chair with my tongue. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I read the book and the last thing I remember was a foul taste of pee soup and a ‘gulp’

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I joined the Book of the Mouth Club. The first title ended up being a selection of pooetry.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I think you’ll find pica is the most suitable type size in this case.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

There are some books I just devour…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I read a book in the mouth then finish it in a toilet bowel

– Edgar Allan Poet

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I usually read one book per mouth.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

With a hat like that, you need to go to a phrenologist and have your spiny bumps read.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

His library sorts books according to the Chewey Decimal System.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

He’s a lip reader.

The_YongGrand
The_YongGrand
4 years ago

Did James Bartley wrote that phrase when he was inside the whale?? 😀

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

E-books are the best; they’re already byte-sized.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Must be a real bookworm. The bug that actually eats books, I mean.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

This guy has his senses confused. He can see with his mouth and feel [touch] with his eyes. What’s next, smelling sound? How about hearing taste? Or even tasting smell?
The webmaster was right when he wrote “I’d see a doctor about that.”
This guy has full-blown synesthesia!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Spiny bumps when ya read?
Well I never heard’a that one before!

Me? Personally, I tend to break out into purple polka dots whenever ai listen to music….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I read a book in the mouth and found the taste

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Make sure to chew once every 32 pages young man.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

The Erogenous Zones of Literature.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Spiny bumps indeed!
Look Chang, if you have to eat the pages, take the flaming staples out first.

McBee
McBee
4 years ago

Read that bitch! Read it right in the mouth!

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