We buried bad style!

We buried bad style!

posted on 22 Sep 2016 in Signs

hair-salon-coffin

A little off the neck…and no biting.

Photo courtesy of James Cohen.
Hair salon found in Tsukuba, Japan.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Better than a bowl cut

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

It’s a R.I.P.-off

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Hairs dead but not boxed

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

We only use katanas. Please hold still…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

They mean ‘Saloon’ … Right?

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Opening hours: from 10PM to 6AM.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Mmmm … Coffin with scream!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Any permanent you get here is PERMANENT!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They also do nails.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– No, no, no, I want it cut.
– Cut, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder, Hitchcock, Psycho… !

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Open every mourning.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am: Coffin with cremation?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I wonder how much these people urn per week.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Next door: The barber of Seville.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Paris Hilton is a prime example of a Bad Heir Day.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I don’t want a cut, just a die job.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@timmy 0423.

Ah, bravo Figaro!

Bravo, bravissimo!

Fortunatissimo per verità!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I bet the owner is making a killing.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

We serve free coffee while you wait in your coffin.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Coffin and sneezing. You can spray that again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Does your hair need more body?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Don’t stiff your stylist on the tip.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Or go elsewhere…
Buy a weave and don’t grieve!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

When you’re down there
We’ll mind your hair
And do your nails
And skin so pale.
Burma-Shave

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Man, I would kill to have that haircut!

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

So that’s where Sweeney Todd works now!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Back in black? We goth what it takes.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Think they offer customers coffee before the cutting begins?
Japan’s most popular coffee creamer is called “Creap”.
Yes literally.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Our Motto: ”You want it cut? We’ll cut it off!”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Long Tom 0532.. Right next door to the Pie Shop.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@72rd 406.
A salon: Is where they play the Harpsichord.

A saloon: Is where they play th Honky Tonk Piano. 😀

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

Must be Sweeney Todd’s newest gig.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

So it’s not just the doctors who can bury their mistakes.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

When I mentioned that I’d never been in a hair salon without any mirrors before, one of the hair dressers told me it’s because none of them have reflections, and neither do the clients at the end.

I was more than halfway home before I realized that I’d been running the whole time. O_O

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

If you need directions, it’s just around the coroner.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 4:15 am: That’s it – black and hot!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ Marum | 6:53 am: And what is a Salooon?

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

Morticia!! Give me the Rigor Mortis.

Rt
Rt
5 years ago

Can you use a -1 instead of a 0 on the back of my neck with the clippers? Thx

combat_rock
combat_rock
5 years ago

Open during Dark Hour only!

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

The stylists spend the whole day coiffin’.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@72rd 1037. They play the Piano Accordion.

FYI. Daffynition of a gentleman:: One whom, though he can play the Piano Accordion, declines to do so.

Tekleader
Tekleader
5 years ago

Our cuts are to die for!

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

The death knell for all hair salons. There will be no more.

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