We have a very narrow target demographic…

We have a very narrow target demographic…

posted on 27 Sep 2016 in Bags/Packaging

swordfish

So like, 12 people total…

Photo courtesy of Glenn Alcott.
Shopping bag found in Tokyo, Japan.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Well why not

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Beware the swordfish

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

I want to combine my swordfish with a squirrel. Do I have enough sence of mismatch?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Cool people?
– With the sence of Mismatch?
– Who can enjoy mixed taste?
– And stylish joke?

We wish those people to select our ENGRISH!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

When Miss Matches those cool Miss Steaks

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

If your lack of style goes far enough to wear a swordfish carcass, this is the store for you.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

JAMA latest study: Swordfish is the cause of mismatch and confusion among Engrish speaking people.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Those people who say ‘Ni!’

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Cutting-edge marketing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

My hovercraft is full of swordfish. Cool enough for you?

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

@Seventy2rd: cutting down the mightiest tree in the forest with a swordfish might have a small chance of being feasible. Which shows that you have a sence of mismatch by linking it to the Knights Who Say Ni.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Selecting swordfish? I’ll take a stab at it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

SWORDFISH. Mixing tastes sence 1985.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

To select our Swordfish online, clique here.

Rt
Rt
5 years ago

…”and stylish joke…”

I guess that rules out slapstick comedy fans

SF
SF
5 years ago

I picked unmatched socks this morning. Do I qualify?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ DrLex | 4:30 am | Mismatch is the point! It’s, like, a fish- … , um, fashion Engrish statement! 😉

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

PS: @ DrLex | 4:30 am | : OK, I wish those people to select our … HERRING!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am: We wish those people to select our SHRUBBERY!

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Swordfish?! Let’s not get too carried away here.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

A bag like this proves that there is no bag limit for swordfish!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 6:34 am: Another mismatch: We wish those people – the knights perhaps? – to select sword (not the fish) to cut the tree. But then they want us to cut the tree with the fish! And what do they need the shrubberry for, really? Because they’re cool!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

(please leave caption for the Swordfish photo; all stylish joke, mismatch, etc. will be selected. Let’s Smile Milk!)

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
5 years ago

Mary?…Sturgeon?…Haddock?…Hey, what’s-a matter, you no understand Engrish? You can’t come in here unless you say, “Swordfish.” Now I’ll give you one more guess.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Circa 1500’s: Codpiece
Circa 2000’s: Swordfish

Well if that ain’t progress, I dunno what is!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

I’d like to buy a license for me swordfish.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Kind of a windbag but it eventually gets to the point.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

But anyone may select our orange roughy!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The conceited A-holes deserve it.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I’m on a Sawfish diet.

Saw fish ate fish.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Wordfish – I get point! (Stylish joke)

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

Uncool people who cant take a joke, you’re not welcome here.

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