You should see the “oh-so-nightmare” series…

You should see the “oh-so-nightmare” series…

posted on 9 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

hunting-its-my-passion

Every time you go awwww someone dies.

Photo courtesy of wtakerm.
Stationery found in Russia. 

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Those nasty cats

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Beware of their tenderness people die

coffeebot
4 years ago

Kittens…nature’s cute terrorists.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

people dying from cuteness overload

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

P*ss make me die

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

I feel like someone just stepped on my grave…. with four teeny tiny paws.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Curiosity may kill the cat, but tenderness kills the cat lover.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Yes – little kittens are some of the most cruel hunting animals in the world …

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Because Putin said so

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Truth is, felis catus is one of nature’s most successful murder machines.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Perhaps Trump could use cats instead of building walls

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Big kittens are responsible for nuclear wars, earthquakes, drones and smartphones

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

So… cute… cannot handle it… [head explodes]

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

So apparently kittens kill more people than a big cat-astrophe does.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Also called ‘Hell’o’Kittens’

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Hunting is my puss-ion.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Hundreds of people dying daily?

I’m no lawyer but that sounds like a feline-y.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Someone give that cat a tonic.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Blocknote, for cleaning up cat littering accident.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

@72 o clock 4:14am: Are you talking about my kids?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I heard that litter kills but I didn’t think they meant THAT kind of litter!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

oh-so-cute -> exe-cute

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I could never at a whole pu$$y. I just nibble round the edges poco a poco.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Stop purrsecuting the emotionally fragile!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

@ Big Fat Cat: Well, it may be complicated, in case you cats really have nine lives … 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

BTW, there are 4 super cute kittens a few yards from me right now. I feel more in danger from their mother though – we call her Hell Cat!
We’re waiting until the kittens are independently mobile, to see how that messes with Hell Cat’s head. (She won’t be able to keep them away from the nasty hoomins any more.)

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Is it true hunting is your passion? I think you’re lion.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I suppose a kitten could kill a person if it got stuck in a major orifice…. WTF, Russia??

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Pooty-poot’s a kitten?
Who’d-a-thunk?

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Well if this is what Russian kittens can do, I’d hate to see what their bear cubs are capable of…

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Yu-No-Hoo 443:

Ya got that one backwards, bud.
Shoulda been “Puss-i-on is my hunting.”

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Got a big surprise todayvwhen saw the country of origin for today’s post.
Thought for sure it would have been from Japan.

Since Japan is known for “cute”.
And Russia is not.

Go figure.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

From ‘Catwalk On A Hot Tin Roof’

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Todayvwhen?

I must have been experiencing a freudian impression of Mr. Checkov.

SF
SF
4 years ago

If you don’t email this cute kitten to ten people, somebody will die.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@jjhitt. 0412 Tru mate. I like cats but: When we first moved onto Our acreage, (just north of Brissie). the rubbish dump was 1K away. (sports fields now) We had a huge Feral Cat problem + a few Foxes too. So I bought them a slide to plastic box of 100 of the then brand new Winchester .22 LR supersonics. Over the next 12 months I got rid of most of them. The Foxes I got with my .243 with the smallest projectiles I could get. (68grain if I remember correctly) At around 3,200fps they didn’t stand a chance. In… Read more »

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

God mate. I could shoot them over open sights in those days.

To pinch a quote (as usual)

The youth of the heart and the dew in the morning,
They’ve gone and they’ve left you without any warning. 😥

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete 0536. Don’t be fooled hombre. The are KGB Cat-operatives.

Their favourite mans of execution, is to lie in your arms purring, until you nod off. Then they lie on your face and suffocate you. They then dispose of the evidence by eating you. So all that is left, is little black things in the Kitty-litter.. 😈

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago
Lora
Lora
4 years ago

If this were true, I would have died a long time ago.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

In Soviet Russia, cat fixes you.

Garst
4 years ago

Killing me tenderly with its song!

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

CONSPIRACY THEORY: Kittens fool you into thinking they’re cute and harmless. However, once you’ve completely fallen for it, they kill you, leaving little to no evidence of your disgraceful demise. Beware of them! Deep down, they’re just plain wild.

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Every time a kitten does something cute, an innocent little person dies.

Rt
Rt
4 years ago

In soviet russia, cat spays you!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Cats kill with cuteness? Something familiar about that, witch I can’t explain without double, double toil and trouble.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

What a cute little com-mew-nist.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Decades ago, we got a kitten we named Gypsy (he was a boy), and when he was small, he would hunt spiders by batting them around and eating them after they were killed. I mentioned this to my then-neighbor girl, who told me her kitten did exactly the same thing.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Vengeance !

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