You should see the “oh-so-nightmare” series…

You should see the “oh-so-nightmare” series…

posted on 9 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

hunting-its-my-passion

Every time you go awwww someone dies.

Photo courtesy of wtakerm.
Stationery found in Russia. 

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algernon
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algernon

Those nasty cats

algernon
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algernon

Beware of their tenderness people die

coffeebot
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Kittens…nature’s cute terrorists.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

people dying from cuteness overload

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

P*ss make me die

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I feel like someone just stepped on my grave…. with four teeny tiny paws.

DrLex
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DrLex

Curiosity may kill the cat, but tenderness kills the cat lover.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Yes – little kittens are some of the most cruel hunting animals in the world …

algernon
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algernon

Because Putin said so

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Truth is, felis catus is one of nature’s most successful murder machines.

algernon
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algernon

Perhaps Trump could use cats instead of building walls

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Big kittens are responsible for nuclear wars, earthquakes, drones and smartphones

DrLex
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DrLex

So… cute… cannot handle it… [head explodes]

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

So apparently kittens kill more people than a big cat-astrophe does.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also called ‘Hell’o’Kittens’

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Hunting is my puss-ion.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Hundreds of people dying daily?

I’m no lawyer but that sounds like a feline-y.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Someone give that cat a tonic.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Blocknote, for cleaning up cat littering accident.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

@72 o clock 4:14am: Are you talking about my kids?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I heard that litter kills but I didn’t think they meant THAT kind of litter!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

oh-so-cute -> exe-cute

Marum
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Marum

I could never at a whole pu$$y. I just nibble round the edges poco a poco.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Stop purrsecuting the emotionally fragile!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Big Fat Cat: Well, it may be complicated, in case you cats really have nine lives … 😉

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

BTW, there are 4 super cute kittens a few yards from me right now. I feel more in danger from their mother though – we call her Hell Cat!
We’re waiting until the kittens are independently mobile, to see how that messes with Hell Cat’s head. (She won’t be able to keep them away from the nasty hoomins any more.)

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Is it true hunting is your passion? I think you’re lion.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I suppose a kitten could kill a person if it got stuck in a major orifice…. WTF, Russia??

Pete
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Pete

Pooty-poot’s a kitten?
Who’d-a-thunk?

Pete
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Pete

Well if this is what Russian kittens can do, I’d hate to see what their bear cubs are capable of…

Pete
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Pete

Yu-No-Hoo 443:

Ya got that one backwards, bud.
Shoulda been “Puss-i-on is my hunting.”

Pete
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Pete

Got a big surprise todayvwhen saw the country of origin for today’s post.
Thought for sure it would have been from Japan.

Since Japan is known for “cute”.
And Russia is not.

Go figure.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

From ‘Catwalk On A Hot Tin Roof’

Pete
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Pete

Todayvwhen?

I must have been experiencing a freudian impression of Mr. Checkov.

SF
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SF

If you don’t email this cute kitten to ten people, somebody will die.

Marum
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Marum

@jjhitt. 0412 Tru mate. I like cats but: When we first moved onto Our acreage, (just north of Brissie). the rubbish dump was 1K away. (sports fields now) We had a huge Feral Cat problem + a few Foxes too. So I bought them a slide to plastic box of 100 of the then brand new Winchester .22 LR supersonics. Over the next 12 months I got rid of most of them. The Foxes I got with my .243 with the smallest projectiles I could get. (68grain if I remember correctly) At around 3,200fps they didn’t stand a chance. In… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

God mate. I could shoot them over open sights in those days.

To pinch a quote (as usual)

The youth of the heart and the dew in the morning,
They’ve gone and they’ve left you without any warning. 😥

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 0536. Don’t be fooled hombre. The are KGB Cat-operatives.

Their favourite mans of execution, is to lie in your arms purring, until you nod off. Then they lie on your face and suffocate you. They then dispose of the evidence by eating you. So all that is left, is little black things in the Kitty-litter.. 😈

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo
Lora
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Lora

If this were true, I would have died a long time ago.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

In Soviet Russia, cat fixes you.

Garst
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Killing me tenderly with its song!

Geo
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Geo

CONSPIRACY THEORY: Kittens fool you into thinking they’re cute and harmless. However, once you’ve completely fallen for it, they kill you, leaving little to no evidence of your disgraceful demise. Beware of them! Deep down, they’re just plain wild.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Every time a kitten does something cute, an innocent little person dies.

Rt
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Rt

In soviet russia, cat spays you!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Cats kill with cuteness? Something familiar about that, witch I can’t explain without double, double toil and trouble.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

What a cute little com-mew-nist.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Decades ago, we got a kitten we named Gypsy (he was a boy), and when he was small, he would hunt spiders by batting them around and eating them after they were killed. I mentioned this to my then-neighbor girl, who told me her kitten did exactly the same thing.

Peter
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Peter

Vengeance !

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