18 and older

18 and older

posted on 11 Oct 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

deeper-n-harder

No gloves?

Photo courtesy of Andy Hill.
Women’s accessories shop found in Malaysia.

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Marum
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Marum

My lady used to say words to that effect, but she really didn’t mean it.

algernon
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algernon

Something for the turgid

algernon
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algernon

Looks like Mrs Porn has a new franchise. In the Suck Ho building

Marum
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Marum

And if I did….Then I used to have to buy her something expensive, to get her to forgive me. We men sure are easily manipulated, aren’t we?

algernon
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algernon

Next to the shallow and softer

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hang on to your hats, ladies!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Maid in Malaysia

DrLex
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DrLex

You can leave your hat on.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Whoever chose the store name really pulled a boner!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Just Do It.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Remember the shirts with the “F C U K” in big letters on the back (for French Connection United Kingdom)? Yes, I actually saw them at Macy’s! Of course, now they say ” French Connection UK Style”.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Their best selling accessory is KY jelly.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– It’s hard to go any deeper, honey. The screw is fried!

Marum
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Marum

@DnT 0427. Does that stop the kids form opening the bedroom door, while you are enterrtaining the wife?

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Find something to match your pumps.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Customers have been going in and out all day.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Our staff is the best.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Hurry up the beefcakes.

Marum
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Marum

As long as you take your weight on your elbows.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– And you are welcome to come again, Madam!

Marum
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Marum

Joy likes:

The Cockwell Inn.

Tillit Herz.

UK.

Marum
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Marum

EDIT: Herts

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“You sell what? No, I need drilling equipment for my oil well!”

PeeBee
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PeeBee

Where the bargains just keep on coming!

The Dude
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The Dude

The Beyond part of Bed Bath.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“I’m sorry, that item is out of stock and I have a headache.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Right next to Jiffy Lube.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

We guarantee to fit you. You will be satisfied!

Johnny Cache
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That would be a better name for a law firm….

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

‘Harder N Deeper’ is just an adult version of ‘Hansel N Gretel’

RT
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RT

here at the navy, we’re looking for a bunch of seamen

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Is that a wallet in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?

Peter
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Peter

Those are king-sized condoms, I suppose . . .

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Wait- I’m getting a deep-on.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

No deliveries in rear, please.

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