Costumer parking?

Costumer parking?

posted on 6 Oct 2016 in Signs

all-others-will-be-toad

Witches working over time…

Photo courtesy of Affa Madcat.

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Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Vehicles will be taken to compound W.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Car will turn back into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

People found playing Frogger will be prosecuted.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Seeing such a sign makes you want to ribbit off…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

….. Princess Toadstool excepted.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Who gives a frog, anyway?

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

Princess, by appointment ONLY. Conversion therapy at owner’s expense.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Better toad than toast

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

That’s why my hovercraft is full of flogs

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

A short test for customers (please note, only one answer is correct):

1. The private customers will be:

a. Snail White
b. Paris Hilton
c. Hello Kitty
d. Crap

2. Do you know how difficult is to become a toad?

a. I know
b. I don’t know

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Careful. Toads with motorcars have an unfortunate history.

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

What if I just want to hop in and out real quick?

RT
RT
5 years ago

but i just wanted a BUD… WEIS… ER

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

For amphibious vehicles only

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Must be at Frog Hollow

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

But officer, it was froggy when I parked and I couldn’t see the sign!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

When I got my car back, it gave me warts.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Hey mechanic…why does my car pee lately whenever I touch it?

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Yes, this establishment hires Wiccans!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Could be worse. At least they won’t flog you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If they take my car away I’ll get a newt one.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

… and that’s why I always carry jumper leads in my car.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Better move your car bufo the tow truck arrives.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Flog.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Aww man! I wanted to be Yoshi.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
5 years ago

$200 fine for screaming

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Is the Engrish update schedule now random, or is this just because the server has been toad?

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Oh no, my car got in a wreck and was toadalled.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

@PeeBee; that’s because you didn’t have it coated with a uranium seal.

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 years ago

Sorry Mario, your parking space is at another castle. – Toad

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

Toadully fersher

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Vandalisation strictly prohibited.
Offenders will be frogged severely.

markm
markm
4 years ago

Patrolled by Elphaba Security and Natural Pest Control

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
4 years ago

Toad Car The Wet Sprocket

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