Don’t worry — they’re not coming back

Don’t worry — they’re not coming back

posted on 1 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

free-left-luggage

Do you have anything with more sweaters?

Photo courtesy of Sergej Maršnjak.
Spotted in Xi’an, China.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

There Is no such thing as a free left luggage – Milton Friedman.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Maybe I will, but first tell me why it’s incarcerated.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

What about right luggage?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Take luggage of foreigner on the right

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The right ones are over there

SF
SF
4 years ago

Don’t leave your Vuitton suitcase …

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Left where and why

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It should be FLEE REFT RUGGAGE. Is there no respect for Engrish?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Even if it used to be yours, I don’t think you have a case.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Hello, is it right to take left luggage?
– Wrong, Sir. It’s on the left.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Looks like a fly-by-right operation.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Free stuff; this place should be packed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– The black leather business briefcase, the gold Rolex, Louis Vuitton purse and that expensive-looking thick brown wallet with bills sticking out of it, please.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Any free WiFe comes with the luggage?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

All your belonging are belong to all.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Oh. I thought th gear may have been shanghaied.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I love you, but I don’t want all your baggage.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Sorry, wrong store.

I was wanting to buy a little honey.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

@ Yu No Hoo | 6:42 am: ”All your luggage are left for us!”

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

There’s something sinister about free luggage.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Buy right luggage, get left luggage for free!

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

An old “Herman” cartoon has a man at the airport being told that the airline had lost his luggage, but he could have first choice of the unclaimed suitcases.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

This doesn’t seem right…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Maybe Sunday’s Engrish post is in that building. Anybody want to claim it?

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