Don’t worry — they’re not coming back

Don’t worry — they’re not coming back

posted on 1 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

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Do you have anything with more sweaters?

Photo courtesy of Sergej Maršnjak.
Spotted in Xi’an, China.

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Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

There Is no such thing as a free left luggage – Milton Friedman.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Maybe I will, but first tell me why it’s incarcerated.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What about right luggage?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Take luggage of foreigner on the right

algernon
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algernon

The right ones are over there

SF
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SF

Don’t leave your Vuitton suitcase …

algernon
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algernon

Left where and why

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It should be FLEE REFT RUGGAGE. Is there no respect for Engrish?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Even if it used to be yours, I don’t think you have a case.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Hello, is it right to take left luggage?
– Wrong, Sir. It’s on the left.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Looks like a fly-by-right operation.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Free stuff; this place should be packed.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– The black leather business briefcase, the gold Rolex, Louis Vuitton purse and that expensive-looking thick brown wallet with bills sticking out of it, please.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Any free WiFe comes with the luggage?

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

All your belonging are belong to all.

Marum
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Marum

Oh. I thought th gear may have been shanghaied.

Marum
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Marum

I love you, but I don’t want all your baggage.

Marum
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Marum

Sorry, wrong store.

I was wanting to buy a little honey.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Yu No Hoo | 6:42 am: ”All your luggage are left for us!”

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

There’s something sinister about free luggage.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Buy right luggage, get left luggage for free!

Long Tom
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Long Tom

An old “Herman” cartoon has a man at the airport being told that the airline had lost his luggage, but he could have first choice of the unclaimed suitcases.

iLock
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iLock

This doesn’t seem right…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Maybe Sunday’s Engrish post is in that building. Anybody want to claim it?

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