Farewell the five bucks…

Farewell the five bucks…

posted on 28 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

power-bank-series

Missing call aroused by no power–sounds like a personal problem.

Photo courtesy of Jim Tomlinson.
Portable phone charger instructions.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

But is it also farewell to exploding phones?

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Farewell the mobile phone

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I’m aroused but not by a phone

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Some of the most prominent historic moments: Noah’s Ark, Social revolution, Nuclear bomb, iPhone and of course B-2000 of Power Bank series

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

I’m not buyin’ it. I’ll wait for B-3000 to come out.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Aroused? I have the weirdest quick power boner…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Is that a no power in your pocket or are you just charging fully ahead?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Is that a historic moment in your pocket or are you just aroused to see me?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 4:32 am: Another historic moment, damn .. ;p

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am: With a post like this one, it was bound to happen. GMTA.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

The no-electron is a counterpart of the electron, having the same mass and spin, but no charge.

Jay
Jay
5 years ago

This historical moment is making me aroused with no-power.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It’s a problem for a porn star if he can only get aroused when the shooting stops.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

My phone is moist.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

It’s Japanese Cricket.

Rain – Noh Play.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

@72rd Oclock: apres moi le Food Bank.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

They obviously want you to think this is a good buy.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Too many words make my arousal go aloha oe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ Big Fat Cat | 5:13 am: Power Bank -> Food Bank -> Foot Bank -> Fast Foot Bank -> Fast Foot Massage – French Flies -> Spam … etc … ;p

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

@72Rd Oclock: Spam -> Sperm.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

In this case, it is no-power that is an aphrodisac…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 5:31 am: When everything is aroused, it’s so long.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Big Fat Cat | 8:07 am: That’s something you wouldn’t want to find in a can – especially if it’s pink!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Farewell all these troubles.
♪ ♫ Nobody knows the arousal I’ve seen. ♪ ♫

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Geez, B-2000 sure dates some losers.

Myself
5 years ago

No-power arouses a lot of stuff.

Myself
5 years ago

Interrupted games, missing calling, stopped shooting, and troubles all have weird fetishes for no-power.

Myself
5 years ago

Is no-power like no-face, from Spirited Away?

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