Gonna have to cut this call short…

Gonna have to cut this call short…

posted on 27 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

we-sever-you

This international call is costing an arm and a leg.

Photo courtesy of Ian Brown.
From hotel phone in Xining, China.
(Note to regulars: Sorry for no post yesterday – had server problems…)

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

We9 cut you in half

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

This telephone has a mind of its own

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Call directly from your quarters.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Must be that iSevere phone

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

BTW, free calls for War Amps.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

We sever you whoreheartedly or else the telephone explodes again

– Sam Sung Wong

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Not sure I want that kind of operator.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

These directions have me stumped.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Cardiac surgery by phone – the latest technique!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Meh, I’ve had a phone call cut off before.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The telephone exchange is made of knife switches.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It’s less painful if I just use my smarts phone.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I hope they don’t cut me short on my severance-pay.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT 0422, Welly good.

peter
peter
5 years ago

We don’t care.
We don’t have to.
We’re The Phone Company.

(apologies to Lily Tomlin)

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

We don’t do it all at once. First we sell your various organs bit by bit.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I didn’t know you could still make a trunk call.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

This hotel is trying to get a leg up on the competition.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

When they said they were going to “cut me off” because I didn’t pay my phone bill, I wasn’t expecting to need a transfusion.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

MUSTAPHA!

YOU ARE IN AUSTRALIA NOW!

Stop diving for cover, every time my Mobile Phone rings.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Whole heartedly? Must be Aztecs.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Sorry, you are disconnected.

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

Lots of funny comments-you guys are a bunch of cut ups!

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

Good. Far too many services sever half-heartedly.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Originally written in western Xinjiang (aka East Turkestan).

Hassan Chop !!!!!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@engrishmaster: Severed server, huh?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@peter | 4:40 am: Sever your ringy-dingy?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

I admire your enthusiasm, even if it is a little misplaced.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Yikes . . . now that is some severe service

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