Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

posted on 31 Oct 2016 in Signs

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I’m dressed as Man Needing to Pee.

Photo courtesy of Tony Polcaster.

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Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Either way they’re going to get booed.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

and Pubic Lestlooms for regular customers.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

NOTE: Private restrooms may enter without customers

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

All deer costumers must wait until they Marry Christmax

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

I’m dressed as a man who has to pee.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

OK! If I’m in drag, which one should I use?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

That Pedobear costume had to come in handy eventually.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Oft frequented by that French bloke – Pee Air.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Oh, they mean noh public restrooms.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Goldiocks and the three bears, went in there together.

Mzry’s little lamb was so shocked at what it saw, its wool fell out.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

And the Big Bad wolf huffed and puffed, and blew everyone in sight.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

When mimes use restrooms, do they need to flush for real?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum | 4:34 am: Mama bear and Papa bear went in fist, and Goldilocks followed with a little bear behind.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

I’ll wear a dress then

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Whi are the costumers

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

edit- fist= first.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

A bathroom just for cosplay?
Sounds kinda fishy…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@coffeebot 0425. It fits well. I never knew you were bald.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

We say witch people can use the restroom.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

“Can you give me a description of the robber?”

“No, he was wearing a costume.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Smashing pumpkins and floating lanterns are welcome and will be fine

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

I see the “Furries” convention is in town.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

If you’re dressed as a cat, you must use the litterbox.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

NO 1 or NO 2?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

This bloke goes to a fancy dress ball naked, painted green, wearing an eye mask, and holding a sword.

Security guard: “You can’t come in here!

Bloke: “Yes I can. I’m dressed as a Mutant Ninja Turtle.”

Guard: “Oh, well, I guess I can allow you in then. But what is with the naked lady, painted brown, on your back?”

Bloke: “That’s Michelle.”

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

Costumers are people who *design* costumes, so to get in the bathroom you have to, I dunno, carry some scissors? A roll of measuring tape?

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

Good thing I came in as Mr Pee Nut.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Are trans considered costumers?

Rt
Rt
5 years ago

Don’t worry, this casual clothing IS my costume, i’m dressed as a 30-something tech worker

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Ok I am in neat costumes . . . can I take a leaK?

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
5 years ago

This is why I’m cosplaying as the Ty-D-Bol man.

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