I come in pace…

I come in pace…

posted on 24 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

lightyear

Photo courtesy of Taylor Abrahamse.
Bootleg toy made in China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

But can it make a rock

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Has a plasant feel too

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

3x not included?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Go make me a sand!

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Careful where you put it no batteries

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It doesn’t Buzz. What a rip-off!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Another chap knock-off.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

From ‘The Hand That Sands the Cradle’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The hand can swing up and down. It’s brand spanking new!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Also known as ‘Sandman’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 4:10 am: Yes, he looks a bit like Sperman! 😉

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Only one sand?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

When writing advertising copy, it doesn’t pay to become complasant.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The ability to make a sand takes true grit.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

For age infinity and up.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

It can make a sand cuz it turns everything into sand with its loud plasant music.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

There’s a “J” before the “itery”.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

That’s all right. I come in pieces.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

So it can make a functuion.

Thus, I guess a func would be out of the question.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Buzz Lightyar is the pirate version.

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

This sands suspicious to me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Warning: Using this toy may put sand in your ears.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

X3? They do not call me; “Pedro the Swift” for nothing, senorita.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Domo arrigato, Mr Roboto.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Come with me Princess Leia, and I’ll show you my Light-sabre..

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

I just wanted you to know that even tough the BATTERIES AREN’T INCLUDED, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

^Though, not tough.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

If you don’t stop swinging that hand you’ll do blind.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Circulatory light???

Ya mean like E.T. or something???

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Multifunction Junction, what’s your function?

(Apologies anyone mystified…unless you’re from the US and of a certain age, the humor may not be immediately apparent. If so, google any online vid of “Conjunction Junction”.)

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Because Ranger Lightyear is most known for his pleasant music.

(I guess that’s in his Spanish mode?)

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Well of COURSE the key component of his cod-piece is missing!
This thing’s made in CHINA!!! To them this is NORMAL.

Anybody ever see infant/toddler pants in China?

They come with a large slit on the bottom so the little ones can squat and make a Number 1 or Number 2…hopefully in the grass or bushes or street and not in public places no westerner would only think to do that in case of dire bio-emergency.

Chinese child’s toy having Chinese child’s pants? Perfectly logical.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Oh, I read “HAND” as “WAND.” That’s arguably worse.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

NOTE: For additional charge, batteries can be sand separately (sand not included)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

They spell Budwiser wrong.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

I tell you, I could make a sand with my eyes closed!

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

It’s Buzz Right Ear.
Warning: May cause tinnitus.

Auntie
Auntie
5 years ago

Photo is too blurry. Can’t read it.

Rt
Rt
5 years ago

In space, noone can hear you scream… unless if you’re a buzz lightyear ripoff

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

@ DnT : How gracious of you to not use the obvious insult + pun
‘witch’ after ordering her to make a sand.

Bite the wax tadpole
Bite the wax tadpole
5 years ago

@DNT | 6:05 am

Listenening to the plasant music will make you want to put sand in your ears

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

To China and beyond!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

The hand can swing up and down, eh? Good; that was always the weak spot for G.I. Joe with the Kung-Fu Grip.

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