If the shoe fitch…

If the shoe fitch…

posted on 18 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

one-size-fitch-all

Itch just what I was looking for!

Photo courtesy of Roar Nilsen.
Cap found in Greece, made in China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Well abercombie

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

No size Abercrombie anyone.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

What not felch

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Nikea, the sports shoes that you need to assemble yourself. And when you’re ready, there’s always a sole or lace that doesn’t seem to fit anywhere.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Label dictated by Sean Connery.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@algernon | 4:03 am: Oh, that would be the last straw!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Nikea- just do it yourself!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

The Texas version:

Ahm ah fitchin’ to go fishin’ this mornin’.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Bitch comes in one size only.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

The myth that one size fits all, is patently umtrue.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Although, one can have loads of fun trying.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Odyssyeah!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Just Make It.

– Nikea

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Don’t forget Mikea, a Chineas company where Mike has to do it all by himself. It originated in Odysseas, a far-away overseas country also known as Greece.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Think I’ll eat some Rich Bitch crackers.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Fitch, Fitch, Fitch! All you do is fitch.

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Nothing worse than a fitch you can’t scrats.

SF
SF
5 years ago

One size fitch all is a poor standard.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

If I can’t scritch this itch,
I’ll be fitchin’ to twitch!

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

People often fidget when they’re itchy. So do they idget when they’re fitchy?

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Lora: Good one!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

The wind began to switch, the house to pitch,
and suddenly the hinges then just started to unhitch

Just then the Fitch – to satisfy an itch
went flying on his broomstick, and was thumbing for a hitch

And oh, yes oh, what happened then was rich.
The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch.
It landed on the Wicked Fitch in the middle of a ditch,
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Fitch.

Who began to twitch and was reduced
to just a stitch of what was once that Wicked Fitch!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

All their hatch have these labelch.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

One size fits all microfitch readers.

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