I’m arc-challenged.

I’m arc-challenged.

posted on 20 Oct 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

its-so-civilized

C’mon it’s just one step…

Photo courtesy of Joris van Drooge.
Taken in Sichuan Province, China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

That taking it to the edge

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

CAUTION: Carefully fall into urinal

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

All the best for fresh air urination

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

One small step for a man, one giant leak for mankind.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Just a wee bit closer, guys.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Stand closer to the bowl and you will be our #1 customer.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

We aim to please.
You aim too, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

When urinating, be sure it all goes in the china, not just China.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

The next step must be No. 2 step

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Men: Please stand close; it may be shorter than you think.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Well what would Donald do

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I suppose it’s not so civilized to step a little more further to push to flesh?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Who wants to pee step forward!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

“My aim is true.”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

A representative of the World Sperm Bank visited Aust recently. He stated that there should be at least 10,000 potential doners ib Australia.

But they don’t appear to be coming forward.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Must be one of those One-Step programs

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

My lady used to think it was funny to try to aim mine. Which only proved she was corretly detinied to be a woman. Her aim was miles worse than mine. She also forgot to raise the seat too..

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

However. It is not civilized to take too many steps forward, and pee into the nearest diner’s coffee cup.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The Sichuan two-step is a dance that may be performed with one’s legs crossed.

The Dude
The Dude
5 years ago

So it is true, asians have to stand closer to the urinal.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Hurry up the urinal cakes.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Watch out when you see this sign at the edge of a cliff…

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

That’s how Rome fell. They pee’d on their shoes.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

and I thought only people are told to “Step right up” at the circus.

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Don’t dribble or urine trouble.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

That’s not the Golden Arches I was thinking of.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Long Tom | 4:36 pm: Interesting website!

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

@Droll Not Troll It’s an art website, and yes, I commissioned this picture.

RT
RT
5 years ago

caveman: “grunts *moves backward far away from the urinal before urinating

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

That sign says it politely. Nobody needs to see your hairy little putz when you take a piss.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Long Tom. Is there any signifigane to the Fox?

McBee
McBee
5 years ago

One small step for civilization, one huge leap for urine.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

@Marum I have a science fiction series out about animal-people (like the fox) who come and visit Earth, originally intending to satirize the human furry culture. Originally adult entertainment, I made it more family-friendly afterward. A cartoon artist did this one I commissioned, as well as a number of others.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

I don’t have the heart to make fun of this sign. I wouldn’t even call it Engrish.

zankhana
zankhana
5 years ago

Reminds me of the Prince Ying Tong who had the embarrassing habit of “splashing his boots” on a regular basis. Courtiers struggled to advise him and bring the problem to an end until one enterprising artisan created a beautiful pedestal adorned with the face of a dragon whose eyes were at the exact height of Ying Tongs knee. He was directed that in the future he was to aim directly at the eye of the dragon, and soon his boots were dry every time. Thus was created what came to be known as the Ying Tong piddle eye po.

mindance
mindance
5 years ago

Urinal: the craddle of civilization…

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