It relieves the sex or else it gets the ho’s again.
algernon
7 years ago
Would that be ribbed or plain
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
Also removes the horny.
algernon
7 years ago
Works well at Mrs Porn’s laundry
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
You may need to see a doctor to get the multi-coloured spots cured, though.
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
Two balls missing
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
So it can become fast fetal
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
Never mind standard, where do you keep the condoms for super sex?
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago
Polka dot sex is trendy.
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
Untied Colors of iPhone?
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago
Until I read the photo credit I thought it was a pack of tissues.
Yu No Hoo
7 years ago
Sorry dear, it felt a little too good putting it on.
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago
This is more like substandard: For sex to which it can confuse it
EffEff
7 years ago
Perfect for the Religious Right.
Pete
7 years ago
Doesn’t matter.
Polka-dot or polka-not, if they’re designed for Japanese dudes, they won’t fit us gaijin.
Trust me.
Lora
7 years ago
Looks kind of like the adult version of Twister.
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago
Condoms are used according to races and colors: Black for black, Yellow for Chinese, Brown for Indians, Red for Red Indians and Blue for blue blood, pink for women and green for environmentalists.
Droll not Troll
7 years ago
@ Lora | 5:39 pm: Any couple who can play twister on that pack would be very well acquainted!
Marum
7 years ago
@Pete 1714.. Condoms aren’t much use anyhow. Unless you make love like you are 80 years old, they break before you are finished.
They are only maginally vetter than “Vatican Roulette”.
jjhitt
7 years ago
“How do you spell relief?”
jjhitt
7 years ago
Sex: the pause that refreshes.
jjhitt
7 years ago
I’ll take a package of those. And some Standard Oil to go with it.
It comes to an end eventually
It relieves the sex or else it gets the ho’s again.
Would that be ribbed or plain
Also removes the horny.
Works well at Mrs Porn’s laundry
You may need to see a doctor to get the multi-coloured spots cured, though.
Two balls missing
So it can become fast fetal
Never mind standard, where do you keep the condoms for super sex?
Polka dot sex is trendy.
Untied Colors of iPhone?
Until I read the photo credit I thought it was a pack of tissues.
Sorry dear, it felt a little too good putting it on.
This is more like substandard: For sex to which it can confuse it
Perfect for the Religious Right.
Doesn’t matter.
Polka-dot or polka-not, if they’re designed for Japanese dudes, they won’t fit us gaijin.
Trust me.
Looks kind of like the adult version of Twister.
Condoms are used according to races and colors: Black for black, Yellow for Chinese, Brown for Indians, Red for Red Indians and Blue for blue blood, pink for women and green for environmentalists.
@ Lora | 5:39 pm: Any couple who can play twister on that pack would be very well acquainted!
@Pete 1714.. Condoms aren’t much use anyhow. Unless you make love like you are 80 years old, they break before you are finished.
They are only maginally vetter than “Vatican Roulette”.
“How do you spell relief?”
Sex: the pause that refreshes.
I’ll take a package of those. And some Standard Oil to go with it.