By lunch it became much worse.

By lunch it became much worse.

posted on 20 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

breakfast-intestinal

I had breakfast intestinal but I’m better now.

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Found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Shut your a$$ and eat!

Marum
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Marum

Ve vill hav to make das best of der wurst.

algernon
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algernon

Sorry I just can’t stomach it.

Marum
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Marum

As long as there’s bacon, it’s A OK.

algernon
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algernon

One needs fortitude to eat them.

Marum
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Marum

How do you want your coffee? Black, white, or intravenous?

algernon
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algernon

Such little things are the bane of my life marie

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter, there are weenies in my intestine!
– Well, gastro enter it is, Sir.

Marum
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Marum

BTW. Those brown things in one of the trays in the Bain-marie, aren’t really hash-browns.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Testes like a hot dog

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Looks like an inside joke to me.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This breakfast has been passed by the health inspector.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s an alimentary mistake.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Come on darling, we are the visitors of leave.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Hmm… fried bacon!

J-Luke
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J-Luke

I’ll colon the waiter for seconds.

Marum
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Marum

It’s called The Beatles Breakfast.

It is guarranteed to makr ya ringo.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Sehr gut!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Bacon is the number 1 choice, the other one is number 2.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Great with kidney beans.

Marum
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Marum

A breakfast fit for a king.

EAT A QUEEN!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WcDonald’s?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sausages: What they wrap them in is only the beginning.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Old saying: There are two things you don’t want to see made: sausages or laws.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Could you please stop moving my bowel, honey?

Lora
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Lora

@Seventy2rd o clock did the constant bowel movement make you irritable? 🙂

Pete
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Pete

Proudly served by Dic-fil-a.

Pete
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Pete

Sun Yat Sen’s revenge

RT
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RT

Can’t find a seat here? Alright lemme get a stool for you.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Marum | 4:40 am: After an hour on the john, though, the experience begins to pall, by George!

The Dude
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The Dude

The catch is the bacon comes with a side of botulism.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Tastes like E coli

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