Come on–it’s not koala bear.

Come on–it’s not koala bear.

posted on 21 Nov 2016 in Snacks

panda-juice

There goes my vegetarian diet…

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Wiggins.
Found at asian market in Phoenix, AZ.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

But a koala isn’t a bear.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

I guess it’s the nuts that give it flavor

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Is the Panda extract yellow?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Algernon 0402. Yes mate. It is more closely related to a Sloth.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

A male Panda might get pretty angry, if one extracted him from a female Panda.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I smoke Camels, I drink Teddy beer and I, like, use Panda flavor to f u

– Paris Hilton

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I’m not even going to ask where they stick the tube to get the panda extract! 😯

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It’s a beer!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

This is what Panda Extract does to you:

A priaparic young lad named Gray,
Had seventy erections a day,
When a lady named Maud,
Paused to cheer and applaud,
He got her every which way.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Smells like pandammonium.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It has long been my contention that, just because something is all natural, that doesn’t mean it should be eaten!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Personally I think they’re just taking the piss!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

They also have panhandlers flavor too.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I prefer ‘Fish called Panda’ – just add water

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Not so much tofu, as whatthefu?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Good thing it’s not Kodiak flavored, it would taste like chewing tobacco.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Extracted daily. Some two hours after feeding.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Now you know why the Tofu Panda is an endangered species.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

WARNING — May contain nuts.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: Those are Sea-Monkeys.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Is that Panda extract No. 1 or No. 2?

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Pandas are known to eat bamboo and only bamboo.
Just think of it as recycled bamboo shoots.
🙂

Rt
Rt
3 years ago

This issue isn’t black or white you know.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Koala “extract” wouldn’t be so hard to get, though; sometimes it just showers from the trees! It may taste of eucalyptus oil – something I’m not about to test!

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

There are Asian wedding ceremonies in which the couple is expected to consume tiger’s penis soup. Yes, really.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
3 years ago

Extract. Excrement. Whatever.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Long Tom 2106. Shouldn’t they pat it once or twice first.:???:

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

A male Tiger mates with a female Tiger over 200 times, over the course of a couple of days. She then gives him an almighty clout in the ear, and sends him on his way.

I mean, what else could a girl do, after a performance like that?

The Dude
The Dude
3 years ago

To be fair it’s the last ingredient on the list so they dont use too much Panda in it.

Tom P.
Tom P.
3 years ago

Soylent Black and White

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Fortunately, not Siberian Husky extract

coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

I taste eucalyptus

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