Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

posted on 24 Nov 2016 in Snacks

I’m feeling such a turkey

 

Photo courtesy of Chris McCartney-Melstad.
Originally posted 2003.11.27. 

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DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Lost turkey? Last turkey? Roast turkey? Or just a bit of all those?

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Clanberry sauce?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

I hope they prucked it first.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago

May I have Loast Plime Libs of Beef instead?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

The best loast turkey since the Mayfrower alived at Prymouth Lock!

Happy Turkey Day, everyone. 🙂

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

That’s what happens when my lost turkey ends up in the hands of the Japanese!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
9 years ago

I prefer flozen turkey, it’s more plactical.

pijo
pijo
9 years ago

loathed turkey

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

The turkey burns the igneous cock with whore dust.
Then it is fine.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
9 years ago

Foltunatery I’d plefel my tulkey boired ^_^

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

White meat, dark meat,and now loast meat; eating is getting too complicated, I’ll just have another whiskey.

Sparky
Sparky
9 years ago

When the pilgrims landed, if they had shot a cat instead of a Turkey, would Americans be eating p***y for Thanksgiving?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Mmm, flesh loasting!

James
James
9 years ago

The sequel to Loast Highway

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Looks like a Thanksgiving thing.

With issues.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

typo for lotsa turkey

emily
emily
9 years ago

Would you like a plate of lice to go with it?

Pim
Pim
8 years ago

Have you sean my turkey? I seam to have loast it.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Tasts loasty

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Is it a beard

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

And fleshly flied!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Déjà vu English

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Try it with some Grate Britain

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I hope it’s flee lange.

Marum
5 years ago

It’s not a turkey. It is a Liar Bird, which lied once too often.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Happy horiday, Amelica!

Marum
5 years ago

If yourlady goes “gobble gobble”, she is just asking to be plucked.

Marum
5 years ago

While we are mangling English:

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It’s round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Marum
5 years ago

BTW. Plaigarised from God knows womb.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Loast and all a rone.

Marum
5 years ago

@72rd 0411. I assume it’s “deja vue” all ovrer again.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Imported from Turkey. On sale at WarMart. Content: Kurdish.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

You want reg or bleast?

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

A: The TSA confiscated my comfort animal at the airport!
B: Comfort animal? What animal?
A: A turkey. And i can’t figure out what they did with it.
B: (Gulp) A turkey?
A: Yeah. Hey, what’s that in that silver & green bag you’re eating?
B: Ummm….jerky…..
A: Oh…what kind?
B: ……….

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Get in me berry!

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

It may be a little late for Thanksgiving, (and a LOT late for Thanksgiving here in Canada), but… Happy Brack Flyday!

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Stuffed with flesh clanbelly?

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

mmm glavy

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