Happy Thanksgiving

Lost turkey? Last turkey? Roast turkey? Or just a bit of all those?

Clanberry sauce?

I hope they prucked it first.

May I have Loast Plime Libs of Beef instead?

The best loast turkey since the Mayfrower alived at Prymouth Lock!

Happy Turkey Day, everyone. 🙂

That’s what happens when my lost turkey ends up in the hands of the Japanese!

I prefer flozen turkey, it’s more plactical.

loathed turkey

The turkey burns the igneous cock with whore dust.
Then it is fine.

Foltunatery I’d plefel my tulkey boired ^_^

White meat, dark meat,and now loast meat; eating is getting too complicated, I’ll just have another whiskey.

When the pilgrims landed, if they had shot a cat instead of a Turkey, would Americans be eating p***y for Thanksgiving?

Mmm, flesh loasting!

The sequel to Loast Highway

Looks like a Thanksgiving thing.

With issues.

typo for lotsa turkey

Would you like a plate of lice to go with it?

Have you sean my turkey? I seam to have loast it.

Tasts loasty

Is it a beard

And fleshly flied!

Déjà vu English

Try it with some Grate Britain

I hope it’s flee lange.

It’s not a turkey. It is a Liar Bird, which lied once too often.

Happy horiday, Amelica!

If yourlady goes “gobble gobble”, she is just asking to be plucked.

While we are mangling English:

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It’s round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

BTW. Plaigarised from God knows womb.

Loast and all a rone.

@72rd 0411. I assume it’s “deja vue” all ovrer again.

Imported from Turkey. On sale at WarMart. Content: Kurdish.

You want reg or bleast?

A: The TSA confiscated my comfort animal at the airport!
B: Comfort animal? What animal?
A: A turkey. And i can’t figure out what they did with it.
B: (Gulp) A turkey?
A: Yeah. Hey, what’s that in that silver & green bag you’re eating?
B: Ummm….jerky…..
A: Oh…what kind?
B: ……….

Get in me berry!

It may be a little late for Thanksgiving, (and a LOT late for Thanksgiving here in Canada), but… Happy Brack Flyday!

Stuffed with flesh clanbelly?

mmm glavy