Sorry for the political reference…
Photo courtesy of Karen Tsui.
Menu found in Osaka, Japan.
Any slop will do
Must be Donald’s favorite
There’s a clearness to it
– Udon’ like it, Sir?
Rude, oily and unreasonable
They’re very frothcoming about the ingredients.
A BP product.
Now u see it, now udon
Here piggy, piggy!
What are you, some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking udon eater?
Well that’s kind of crude.
A bit pricey for fracking soup.
Part of a ‘well’ balanced diet.
– If udon want to eat the film or layer of foul or extraneous matter that forms on the surface of a liquid, then at least try the nudeless, Madam.
Meant to feed inmates of Japanese prisons. (Yes, prison food really is horrible.)
In short, I’d translate “Abura Kasu Udon” as follows:
“Chitlin’ Noodles” *
*Chitterlings for readers not familiar with Black American Soul Food.
– Waiter! Get this scum out of my bowel!
– May I recommend Federal Breakfast Intestinal, Sir?
When all U see is the oily scum, U done.
I no like Democrat dish!