Here’s some dirty chopsticks.

Any slop will do

Must be Donald’s favorite

There’s a clearness to it

– Udon’ like it, Sir?

Rude, oily and unreasonable

U Donald?

They’re very frothcoming about the ingredients.

A BP product.

Now u see it, now udon

Seeeeeeeewwwwiiiiiee!!!!!
Here piggy, piggy!

What are you, some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking udon eater?

Well that’s kind of crude.

A bit pricey for fracking soup.

Part of a ‘well’ balanced diet.

– If udon want to eat the film or layer of foul or extraneous matter that forms on the surface of a liquid, then at least try the nudeless, Madam.

Meant to feed inmates of Japanese prisons. (Yes, prison food really is horrible.)

In short, I’d translate “Abura Kasu Udon” as follows:

“Chitlin’ Noodles” *

*Chitterlings for readers not familiar with Black American Soul Food.

– Waiter! Get this scum out of my bowel!
– May I recommend Federal Breakfast Intestinal, Sir?

When all U see is the oily scum, U done.

Rebel bohunk!

Counterrevolutionary cossack!

I no like Democrat dish!