I can’t help it if the buildings keep shifting…

I can’t help it if the buildings keep shifting…

posted on 2 Nov 2016 in Instructions

mitsui-garden-hotel

Photo courtesy of Glenn Kennedy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Sorry, I’m a heavy smoker.

algernon
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algernon

Able to move small buildungs wih a single push

algernon
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algernon

Questionly thanks

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If there is so little fire in the hotels in the neighborhood, it’s hardly a problem.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Even Italia gai can’t move condominium while smoking

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The rumors are the main problem; where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

Marum
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What do you want me to do about the buildings ,oving? Wedge a pack of fags under one side.

Marum
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IN CASE OF FIRE DON’T USE LIFTS

Whenever I read that sign i thought….If i had a fire behind my ar$3, i’m sure I could beatthe lifts by a mile.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

”I mean, would you like the hotel moved a bit to the left?”

– Fawlty Towers

Pete
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Pete

Superman smokes???

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I quit smoking but I just can’t stop moving buildings

Ben
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Ben

Usually she has her cigarette _after_ I finish making the building move.

iLock
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iLock

They shouldn’t report the fires in the papers.
The papers will just make the little fires spread.

Marum
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@72rd 0424. Mariah Carey does that. If she can’t park right in front of the entrance, she gets them to shift the building a leetle.

Ps. It must be a salutary experience to be one of the world’s greatest wankers, and have the money to indulge all one’s lunacies.

Marum
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@Pete 0424. Yes, but he doesnt use tobacco. His cigarettes are made of shredded titanium.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Hello front desk? Yes, there seems to be a penguin on top of the television.”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I can blame the smokes from the volcanoes moving the building.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Whenever the building moves, please sing:

I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down, a’tumbling down
I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down, a’tumbling down

and help will appear.

Marum
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LOOK!! You crazy nip. If I am on fire and smoking, WHERE is an appropriate place?

Marum
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What do you do with an Italia-gai?

Probably, depends on which way you are facing at the time.

Marum
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@Ben 0440.. I would have thought that would be pretty dangerous, after you’ve both reduced the bedroom to kindling.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The Italia gai is responsible for the fires; he’s a flaming queen!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum: Did you notice one of your comments from yesterday’s post seems to have been removed? The one about the beavers. I know it was there, because I posted a reply. I don’t recall anything offensive in it, but then I’m not easily offended.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

@DNT 6:09am : Leave It to Beaver?

Marum
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EDIT: racism ~ anthropomorphism.

Classic Steve
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@Marum: I would think that Superman creates smoke only with his heat vision.

Classic Steve
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This translation is a thing seeming questioningly.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

When buildings move in Tokyo it’s the smokers’ fault.

Lora
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Lora

Now I know the real reason there are signs telling smokers to keep away from the buildings.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Hey, Building! Don’t move!
– B … But Officer, it’s only an earthquake!

Rt
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Rt

That means YOU, godzilla!!!!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Big Fat Cat | 6:29 am: My fave quote (dunno if it was really in the show, though) : “You were a little hard on the Beaver last night, Ward.”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

When visitors smoke, the building goes ashtray.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Hey! You with the cigarette! Put that building down.

Filboid
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Filboid

If you see somebody, say somebody!

Myself
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Every time you think you’re walking, you’re just moving the ground.

Peter
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Peter

No worries, dear Manager.
I’m not Superman.

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