I’ve got a severe case of dissent.

I’ve got a severe case of dissent.

posted on 23 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

health-rests-civilized-behavior

Explains why I keep getting sick at the protest march…

Photo courtesy of Judit Várhelyi.
Found at Lingering Garden, Suzhou, China.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Let’s all civil

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Because the sign told me so.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

You have died of dissent.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Your health? We wouldn’t want anything to happen to it, would we, Mugsy? Like, we wouldn’t want it to catch on fire or anything.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

For most people it rests in p*ss

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Of course, you would get clubbed by police ending in poor health during protest.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

I didn’t even know they were seeing each other.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

That’s all well and good…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Ah, here you are, you lazy health! Now get up and go home immediately, and if I ever see you again together with my civilized behavior in a place like this, I’ll beat the heart out of you!

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

Banner found at a meeting of all the city’s Families.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

My health rests on the couch with a beer and a cigarette.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

If you want to retain the use of your elbows, get ’em off the table.

UCity
UCity
5 years ago

I don’t think I’ve ever been threatened in a more civil manner.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

…and your life expectancy rests on your ability to keep your western mouth shut while staying with us here in the PRC.

Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia,

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

An actual sign nailed to the inner wall on the stairs up to the top of the Great Wall of China at the Badaling station says:

“Make No Nuisance!”

Or…at least it did back in December 2008.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Indeed. If you act like a yobbo, we will beat you to a pulp.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Pete 0936. Was that the reason for “the one child policy” – to prevent the mking of nuisances.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Chinesee weather report:

Fine today.
Organ donor tomorrow.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Well, the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests proved to be bad for a lot of Chinese people’s health…

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I believe sex can be bad for your health.

Especially if you regularly have it, with other peoples spouses.

Light Code
Light Code
5 years ago

It makes sense. It is a kinder way to tell somebody:

“If you misbehave, we will make sure that you will fall ill, or worse.”

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

“…So if you get sick, it’s YOUR fault!”

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

Asian apple keep a baka away

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Stress is a killer

mark dalthorp
mark dalthorp
9 months ago

Not exactly Engrish. This is an accurate translation of the Chinese.

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