That’s the best equipon derant state I’ve seen.

That’s the best equipon derant state I’ve seen.

posted on 7 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Toiletries

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My skin is sucking oxygen like a lung!

Photo courtesy of Ian.
Found in Hong Kong.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

It gets rid of the stink

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Use this in hand to hand combat

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it sucks the skin again

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Sex, drugs & lock the water

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

LIersea causes Listeriosis.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

When it sucks the Oxygen out of your skin, you become zombie.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Beauty is only muscle deep.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Perfect for astrophysicist who studies dark energy because of the powerful countering white energy .

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Toxicity cells not included.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Don’t use it on your tender unless you want it to drop.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

No incitement. This product is for outcitement use only.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Has your Ultimate Beauty Muscle been sucking oxygen or are you just happy to see me?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Slippery, snail-white skin sucks

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
3 years ago

Beautiful beauty is beautiful. And slippery.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

My “alive oxygen concept” is that I’m alive thanks to oxygen.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Naw, dude. Let skin just like, soak, man!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

No incitement???

Well that certainly confirms it’s a product from the Chinese mainland.

I guess that just sucks all the oxygen out of the free flow of ideas, then.

Mind-numbed robots, march forward!!!

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

No incitement? Eh, better lock the water anyway, just to be safe.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Remember the line “It puts lotion on the skin?”

THAT’S the lotion!

Myself
3 years ago

Beautiful beauty white’s effect impeccable was locked up for inciting cell toxicity.

Myself
3 years ago

Pore little tender skin cleaner. You look like you need some alive oxygen concept.

Myself
3 years ago

But does it remove horniness?

Tom P.
Tom P.
3 years ago

But it *is* a quality (ISO 9000) product!

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
3 years ago

My beauty muscle aims just fine, thank you!

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