The last fireman skimmed a little…

The last fireman skimmed a little…

posted on 16 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

forbid-to-embezzle-fire-apparatus

We took 1% from a hundred extinguishers. Nobody noticed.

Photo courtesy of Jacob Parsons.
Found in China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Can we embezzle this hand grenade then?

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I guess stealing the destroyed glames is oit of yhe question

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Careful it blows things up

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Don’t fire app a rat us – just go and download it

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

But it’s made of steal!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Just syphoning it off will never put out a fire.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

It happens with alarming regularity.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The $h1t is so expensive, how else could we afford it?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Embezzle the apparatus and you will be fired!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It’s probably OK. As long as you don’t bedazzle it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It stops embezzling the fire apparatus or else it gets the hose again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Also, forbid to bamboozle, befuddle or hornswoggle fire exit

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

And forbid to ensnuggle under fire blanket.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

What’s the use of a hot fire extinguisher?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Fire apparatus, in other words flamethrower. Goes well with the annihilator.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Must have a real problem with reverse pyromaniacs over there.

Jay
Jay
4 years ago

Can’t I just wet my beak a little with the extinguisher?

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Awww, geez. Okay, you caught me, inspector.

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Red collar crime.

coffeebot
coffeebot
4 years ago

Fire that executive!

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