The Lord does not like yoga.

The Lord does not like yoga.

posted on 17 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

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Don’t get chiropractic with the Lord.

Photo courtesy of PthFdr.
Found on CNC machine in China.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Beware of falling gorillas

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

U’d be careful of what it pokes

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

The Lord: For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Ode To A Small Lump Of Horizontal Peace Sign I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

And he can’t stand groveling.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Touch the spindle only if you want to be holey.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

From the book of Revolutions.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Make sure the cutting tool is set at the correct angel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It’s the Holy Ghost in the machine.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your spindle and Your spindle tail, they comfort me.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Spandex is abhorring to the Lord

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

It seems the Lord has limited tensile strength.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Touching the spindle is a mortal spin.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

No wonder they call it a tool and die shop.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

What? Nothing in the scripture about folding or mutilating?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Ironically, the machine makes nine inch nails.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

WARNING: Thou shalt not take the dance of the Lord thy God in vain

Running Comment
4 years ago

Deus ex macchina.

SF
SF
4 years ago

Thou shalt not stretch the Lord with bad material. (King James version)

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Or else a pair of giant scissors shall get you from behind the wall!

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Give us this day our good material, lead us not into the spindle feeder tension alignment and deliver us not unto the hand that touches the tail.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

It seems like the Lord has given us an 11th commandment.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

This message goes double for you, Briar Rose.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♪Dance dance wherever you may be,

For t am the lord of the dance said he♫

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

“KUMBAYA”!!!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Seriously though: I believe these to be precautions to observe, when operating a Lathe.

Tom P.
Tom P.
4 years ago

Psalm 152:1 Praise the Lord, His longsuffering stretcheth to the heavens. His hand protecteth thy hand, lest ye smite it on the spindle.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Says right here on Page 278 of the Bible: no yoga, poker, porn, pot, or (Harry) Potter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 1:20 pm: These Chinese have strange ideas about safety! I know of no reason why the spindle tail isn’t covered while the lathe is operating. It is on my lathe, which isn’t even CNC. On the up side, this sign makes for great Engrish!

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Wear good material, especially in your tie. If you get choked by the lathe, you can be buried in what you wear.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BUT!! Jesus was a carpenter….Not a titter and furner.

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

The Lord Giveth and the Lord Stretcheth away

PeeBee
PeeBee
4 years ago

It’s the Lathe of Heaven.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Good Lord . . . more Chingrish

coffeebot
coffeebot
4 years ago

or feeder nothing!

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