Torpodoes–kller inwater!

Torpodoes–kller inwater!

posted on 12 Nov 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

torpedo-history

Surelyimportant marine baties.

Photo courtesy of Dean Hamence.
Museum sign describing history behind a torpedo (Shenzhen, China.)

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Marum
Marum
3 years ago

balites?

Battles….Maybe

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Maybe they mean a “bathite” or perhaps a “xenobathite” which can operate at tremendous depths

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

‘Congrollesandconductedweapontointellgent’ – No doubt the longest Engrish word ever

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

They’re burning their brains in the backroom,
Really setting the cortex alight,
To find a thing that will gor crack-boom,
And blow up a Xenobathite.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Utoin kller madegreal beeb ly ance gode conduelde baties?
– British ginger, for sure.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@72rd. 0406.
The weapon may be intelligent, buttheoroofreaderismarginal.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Was he the German Uboat captain, who went down on Marlene Dietrich.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Once there was Burma shave, today we have torpedoshave.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

White Hyde a.k.a. Britishengingeer couldn’t hide a secret any longer: The deadly top-secret torpodo ingredient is actually a ginger.

Reason: Too much ginger beer

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

20 milliom Tong Torpedoes?

Yeah! Millions of Chineses criminals explode out of them.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

@ Marum | 4:11 am: That might be the third longest Engrish word!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The German which which must have been a weapon that didn’t succeed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

White Hyde? I believe his name was Whitehead. They must be confused with Wilfred Hyde-White, who was often seen on the beeb (BBC).

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

A lesbian feminist once told me, that guns rifles and most weapons are phallic symbols, because they were designed by men.

Everytime I try to imagine what weapons would look like, if they were designed by women, I fall on the floor laughing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Torpedoes are great for concealing boats. One minute the boat is there, next minute it’s not.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:33 am: They’d probably shoot ping-pong balls.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT 0432. Bai Jove old chap. Your repetoire of completely useless information, rivals, or possibly exceeds even mine.

May mere stultifying facts, never impede your imagination.

jjhitt
jjhitt
3 years ago

Tight lips
Save ships
By a whisker
TORPEDO-SHAVE

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DnT. I was imagining this device, which somehow projected a large slotted hole at your opponent. This large slot then enveloped him, and crushed to an unrecognisable pulp.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

War happens because there’s not enough goodinworld.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

U boats where Goblins controlled Toledos.

EstragonHelmer
3 years ago

It started off so well…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

20millon tong torpedoeshave several 16-tong weight torpedoeshairy.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Now Dolald has control of the red button anything is possinle

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Weapons of mess distractions

Mineko Unabara
Mineko Unabara
3 years ago

A torpedoshave is what happens when you get your hair caught in a torpedo’s propeller.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

@ Mineko Unabara | 11:13 am: Therefore, never swim around torpedoes!

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Controtied torpedoes: what could possibly go wrong?

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Close shave America, close torpedoeshave.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Tong torpedoes deployed in galley, sir!

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Actually, if I were on a submarine, tea infuser depth charges might concern me more than tong torpedoes.

Myself
3 years ago

I play electric aceustec gituar intheband White Hyde. We areinspried by the Kllers.

Myself
3 years ago

“…will surelyimportant roie in marine baties for the future.”
And let there be Engrish for generations to come!

Myself
3 years ago

These torpedoes have great concealing and killing capacities. The trouble is, we can’t control whether it will conceal you or kill you if you get shot by one. We have our best Britishengingeers working on it now…

Myself
3 years ago

Torpedoeshave made America greal widely again!

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

This 20 million mile long torpedo is intended for use against solar systems.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:33 am – That reminds me of a cover of a 1970s Supergirl comic where she’s destroying a very phallic-looking alien artillery gun.

Myself
3 years ago

However, White Jekyll tried to destroy White Hyde’s torpedo designs.

Kioku
Kioku
3 years ago

The tirpedoshave, for those hard to target hairs.

coffeebot
coffeebot
3 years ago

Madegreal right here in back

Myself
3 years ago

@72rd 4:06 am
Yes, but the Germans are eons ahead of us in their technology for the war of the words. Witness “Donau­dampf­schiffahrts­elektrizitäten­haupt­betriebs­werk­bau­unter­beamten­gesellschaft”. That’s a genuine, grammatically correct word.

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