Because turtles

Because turtles

posted on 21 Dec 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

every-time

I’m not saying.

Photo courtesy of Steve Kaye.
Found in China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Britney Spears … ?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Should take a turtle pill

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

…I write the book.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Why you look surprised Donatello.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

SALE: Buy Every Time, get Never for free

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Probably a reference to this old cartoon:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooter_Turtle

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

It happens every time.

Some day he’s going to snap.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Every time a turtle sits like this it pees?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It’s a Nutant Minja Turtle.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Touche Not Away!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I think that’s Wile E. Coyote’s line

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The Tyrolean Hat gave it away.

Its Willian Turtell.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

William

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Well get some diapers already.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

“Straight and true the arrow flew,
As though an angel guided,
It struck, and then the apple fell,
In pieces two divided.

(Approx: Grade 5 Primer – by; FIIK)

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Urine trouble now.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Are you a Turtle?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Buy the matching underpants that say Any Time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Every time I caption is made at here!

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Happens every time. Whenever I try to make friends with a turtle, they turn out to be hard and cold and never fully come out of their shell.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

He’s between a shell and a hard place.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Yertle:

“OK, Junior, that’s IT!!!
Now clean up this mess.
And take that feather out of your cap!”

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Little did the toddler turtle realize that the potty was *not* supposed to go on his head.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

What do you expect? He’s a turtle. Even if he uses the bathroom right before he leaves home there’s no way he’s getting where he’s going quick enough to not need a restroom break along the way.

The tortoise only beat the hare because he went without water for a day before the race, and he still had to hold it for the last quarter mile.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Potty on junior’s head?
Thus advancing a new theory on why the dinosaurs went extinct.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

URINE big trouble shellback!

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